Mega Powers Running Wild!

The legendary 'Macho man' Randy Savage teams up with 'The Immortal' Hulk Hogan to take on Ted Dibiase and Andre The Giant in the first ever WWF Summerslam!

Shawn Micahels vs. Mankind

The Heartbreak Kid defends the WWF Championship against Mankind in a thrilling main event at WWF In Your House: Mind Games.

The Birth of the nWo

From Hulk Hogan's shocking turn at WCW Bash at the Beach 1996 to the addition of Ted Dibiase, THe Giant Syxx and more, relive the very beginning of the New World Order.

Austin 3:16 Says I Just Kicked Your Ass

It's one of the most famous promos of all time; Stone Cold Steve Austin wins the 1996 King of The Ring and serves notice on all the WWF superstars. Check it out in our complete review

Wrestlemania 12 Review

The boyhood dream comes true as Shawn Michaels battles champion Bret 'The Hitman' Hart in a classic 1-hour iron man match. Plus, Diesel vs. Undertaker and more.

WCW Fall Brawl 1996 Review

Was Sting in cahoots with the New World Order? Would Lex Luger be able to get along with the Four Horsemen as they faced the nWo in War Games? Find out in this review

Monday, 27 October 2014

Updates and stuff

On the face of it, setting out to review every single WWF PPV from Wrestlemania 1-30 is a pretty big task. It's been two years since I first started this, and I'm only a third of the way through. 

It might be taking me a while to get there, but I'm OK with that. Normally, I fit in writing a wrestling review between working a full-time job as a copywriter and taking care of all those awful responsibilities that come as part and parcel of being an adult.

As you may have gathered, I haven't been doing too good a job of that lately.

As I mentioned the last time I wrote a WWF magazine review , we've moved house recently, and even now I still don't have everything set up so that I can sit down and crank out more PPV reviews.

I'll get there, but not yet. I'm still recovering from knee surgery, and not exactly having a good time of it. This means that it's hard for me to properly set up the Big Computer that houses most of my wrestling collection.

It also means that I've started suffering anxiety attacks, which are no fun at all. If you care about that, I've started a blog discussing how I'm dealing with post-surgery anxiety.

But that doesn't mean all is going to go stagnant at Retro Pro Wrestling.

I do have a couple of DVDs that I want to look at, including Hell in a Cell 2009, and the second ECW One Night Stand event. I was going to save those until later in my attempt to do the rest of my PPV reviews in chronological order, but hey, it's better than having no new content on here, right?



I've also got a disk somewhere that contains about two years worth of Raw, Smackdown and PPV reports from -I think- 2008-2009.

If all else fails, expect to see them until I can get back to adding new content.

Oh, and I'll also be contributing new stuff to the awesome Camel Clutch Blog very soon, too.

Friday, 17 October 2014

From the loft: WWF Magazine - January 1998

WWF Magazine - January 1998 - Triple H & Shawn Michaels DX cover
What did World Wrestling Federation magazine predict would happen in 1998? Who did they vote as their favourites of 1997? What were the Legion of Dooms secret talents? We found out all that, and more, in the January 1998 edition of WWF magazine.

Due to all sorts of complicated reasons to do with moving house whilst trying to recover from knee surgery, I'm currently separated from my beloved WWF pay per view collection, meaning it may be a week or two before I get any new event reviews up here. That said, I do have access to the old wrestling magazines I dragged out of the loft a few months ago, so let's go back and look at another one of those, shall we?

WWF Raw Magazine - January 1998

Ah yes, remember when DX were so far on the cutting edge of cool that Triple H came to the ring in polo shirts and slacks? Yep, that was the same time when the World Wrestling Federation were so bold that they could vaguely hint at naughty words on the front cover of their magazine by asking things like Where the @#$%! are we going?






Indeed, as 1997 came to an end and 1998 ushered in the height of the Attitude Era, things were all change for the boys and girls of the WWF, and our first magazine of the year promised us a look at just what to expect. 

Let's turn the page and find out what Editor Vince Russo and his chums predicted for the year ahead, shall we?

Choose your cover - Sable or Sunny

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - SUNNY AND SABLE AD
At the same time that this mag came out, the company also published the January 1998 WWF Raw Magazine, featuring Diva blueprints Sable and Sunny as the star attraction.

I covered this edition back in August, but there's no harm taking another peek.

Basically, fans had a choice of two covers, a special centerfold in which Brock's missus and the former Body Donna frolicked and cavorted wearing very little clothing.

We also got a pictorial essay depicting the violent feud between Mick Foley and Triple H, a behind-the-scenes report from the night Brian Pillman passed away, and more love for Jim Cornette than could ever be healthy.

If you want to take a look at that Raw magazine, go here. Otherwise, let's move on.

Talkin' The Talk

We'll skip the contents page -which lists familiar names such as Howard Finkle (Technical Advisor), Kevin Kelly (Managing Editor) and Bill Banks (Staff Writer) among its credits- and instead skip right to our first feature, the letter's page.

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - Letter's page



Among this months fan chat, we had Ms. Marcy Olsen from Tyler, Texas bemoaning the lack of wrestler-penned columns in the magazine. In response, our editor tells us that one particular wrestler has been asking for a column, and wanted to call it OBITS. 

Maybe it's just that too much time has gone by now, but I have no idea what that's about.

We also had Shane Kiplinski from Biloxi, Mississipi, who sent a fax (yes, a FAX), who was mad that Kane didn't speak, and a picture of a crybaby Bret Hart (who by this time was working for WCW), courtesy of one Michael Tyback.

Taka Michinoku signs with the World Wrestling Federation

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - Taka Michinoku signs with the World Wrestling Federation
In a feature called 'All you need to know: Tales from the Turnbuckle,' we learned about the recent signing of Taka Michinoku.

The man from Japan had already been making sporadic appearances for McMahon's company since the previous summer but now we were told that a long-term deal had been signed, and  that the light heavyweight star was set to move to the USA to pursue the American Dream.

OK, so the shot I took of this page wasn't exactly the best of quality, but basically we're told that Taka managed to overcome the language barriers to say 'Thank you, Mr. McMahon.

We also got a nice shot of Taka with McMahon, Bruce Pritchard and some random guy with a mustache whom this writer fails to recognise. Any hints, folks?

More Tales from the Turnbuckle

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - Jarrett shoots, WWF tour dates
Under the same Tales from the Turnbuckle feature, we were reminded of Jeff Jarrett's recent return to McMahonland and, of course, the worked-shoot interview he delivered on Raw. You remember the one, right?

That was the night Jarrett lambasted both Vince McMahon and Eric Bischoff, and ripped into Debra McMichael. I wonder how he expained that one when Mongo's ex-wife joined up with him in the WWF later down the line?

Elsewhere, there was also a shot of Sunny and Mosh of The Headbangers at a recent baseball game, and the latest WWF schedule, including house show dates, TV tapings and the Royal Rumble. 


Remembering Brian Pillman and other news

Turning the page, the Tales from the Turnbuckle news pages continued with a piece about the upcoming special edition of World Wrestling Federation magazine paying tribute to the then recently deceased Brian Pillman.

The mag was set to feature a letter from Vince, articles from Jim Ross and Jim Cornette, an interview with Pillman's former Hollywood Blondes partner, Steve Austin and more, with all proceeds going to support the Loose Cannon's widow Melanie and their children. 

On a less sober note, the You Don't Say box claimed that the only person to recognize Sunny in public was Bruce Springsteen.


From rookies to legends: Max Mini

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - Max Mini - From Rookies to Legends
Never let it be said that WWE don't have any original ideas. Before the days of Hornswoggle and El Torito, we had Max Mini and a completely different El Torito. 

In this Rookies to Legends feature, we learn a little bit about the resurgence of the World Wrestling Federation minis. 

The main focus here was on the rise to prominence of Mr. Mini, starting with his victory over the original El Torito at In Your House: Ground Zero and working his way through other 'tiny sticks of dynamite' (the writer's words, not mine) on subsequent episodes of Raw is War.

Of course, as we all know now, the late-90s fascination with mini wrestlers didn't last long, but that hasn't stopped the WWE reintroducing them lately in the form of the little leprechaun guy and Los Matadors' buddy.

Vic Venom bites on Brian Pillman

In just one of many published tributes to the late Brian Pillman, Vince Russo's normally evil alter-ego Vic Venom took time to pen a tribute to the Loose cannon. 

Russo -sorry, Venom- tells us that he was dreading penning this particular article for weeks, before going on to recount his admiration of the former Hollywood Blonde. 

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 -  Vince Russo's tribute to Brian Pillman


Of course, it wouldn't be a Russo article without his beloved !@#%!, and he's sure to throw one of those in before referencing the night Pillman shot on Kevin Sullivan, those tight, tigerprint tights he used to wear in WCW, and his higflying style. 

A nice tribute, though it would have perhaps been nicer if Russo hadn't kept up his trashy, lazy style of writing.

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 -  Brian Pillman 1962 - 1997

Duke Nukem - Playstation Powerhouse

Remember when Duke Nukem was the biggest gaming hero in the world? Before we get on to any new wrestling content, we had a nice two-page ad for the latest Nukem games, Duke Nukem: Total Meltdown and Duke Nukem 64

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 -  Duke Nukem game advert

WWF 1997 Awards

Up next, the staff of World Wrestling Federation Magazine gave us their picks for the best of 1997. Somewhat embarrasingly, thanks to publishing schedules and a lack of hindsight, this January 1998 magazine saw Bret 'The Hitman' Hart voted Wrestler of the Year by all but two staff members, a long two months after he split from the Federation on bad terms.

For the record, the two who didn't vote for Bret both gave the nod to Steve Austin. 



Others who did well in these awards were Brian Christopher (voted Rookie of the Year by Russo and Most Underrated Wrestler of the Year by Kevin Kelly), Triple H (Comeback of the Year from Kelly and Most Improved Wrestler from Bill Banks) and the Legion of Doom, who got three picks for Comeback of the Year.

D-Generation-X - The New Recruits

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 -  Triple H and Shawn Michaels
On to our cover story next, as Vinny Ru discusses the rise of DX and the roles of Hunter and Shawn's hired muscle, Chyna and Rick Rude. 

From there, the story is less about DX themselves, and more about which then-current members of the WWF roster would fit nicely into the fold. 

The New Age Outlaws, an obvious choice which eventually came to fruition the night after Wrestlemania 14, are Russo's first pick, followed closely by Brian Christopher ('Christopher has DX written all over him, but he has to prove himself,') and Sunny. 

OK, so the latter may have been an oddball choice, but Russo claimed that she would be good for Triple H and Hunter thanks to her skills in manipulation and managing tag team champions. 

Quite.

Legion of Doom vs. Disciples of Apocalypse

What would happen if the Legion of Doom and the biker squad led by Crush got into it? And why should the two supposedly fan-favorite teams want to brawl anyway? Bill Banks had the answers in this commentary piece. 

From the L.O.D costing Demolition the tag team titles at Summerslam 1990 to their mutual distain of The Nation of Domination, Banks seemed to be clutching at straws to give these two factions a reason to fight, even suggesting that D.O.A maybe jealous of the Road Warrior's success and thus want to kick their ass.

As commentary pieces go, there wasn't much to this, but it did give Banks and his team an excuse to put together a Legion of Doom personality profile, more of which next.

The Legion of Doom: In profile

A couple of interesting facts from this LOD profile:

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - Legion of Doom personality profile
Both Hawk and Animal listed their favourite band as Black Sabbath and their favourite sport as football, yet beyond that, the two were split on lots of things.

Hawk didn't watch TV or play video games, whilst Animal's favourite show was Tales from the Crypt and his favourite game just happened to be the last WWF game featuring he and his partner.

We also learned that Hawk is a 'funny guy' whilst Animal was 'A shrewd and sucessful businessman.'

Favourite movies?

Hawk: The Godfather
Animal: Terminator

Thrilling insights into the personal lives of the legendary team here, folks.

Legion of Doom poster

Turn over from the personality profile, and Legion of Doom fans could have their very own poster of the Chicago tandem to pin up on their walls. 

There isn't an awful lot to say about this poster except that it's here, it exists, and if you loved Hawk and Animal back in the day, it would have made a nice spot on your wall. 

Filling out this L.O.D feature, the opposite side gave us some career highlights, including the night they beat The Nasty Boys at Summerslam 1991, their triumphant return to the WWF in February 1997, and erm, their Chicago Street Fight against the Nation at Wrestlemania 13.

I'm not sure about you guys, but when I think about Road Warrior highlights, that last one sure isn't up there.

Badd Blood 1997 pay per view results

Bypassing an ad for the WWF Travel Club, we next got results from a pay per view which took place at least two months before January 1998, Badd Blood 1997.



Featuring the first ever Hell in a Cell match (a classic war between HBK and The Undertaker), the debut of Kane in that same match, and less memorable moments such as a 'flag match' between Bret Hart and British Bulldog against Vader and The Patriot, and a tag team title match between The Godwins and The Headshrinkers, this feature really made Badd Blood sound like the best event ever. 




1998 WWF Predictions

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - 1998 predictions
We've had our look back at the best of 1997, now it was time to look ahead to 1998 with some seemingly off-the-wall predictions courtesy of Russo. 

Some, such as The New Age Outlaws joining DX, Sable and Marc Mero going their separate ways, and Goldust and Marlena doing likewise, would all come true in some form or another.

Others, such as predicted octagon match between Ken Shamrock and Ahmed Johnson at Wrestlemania 14, The Hart Foundation expanding, and Rick Rude turning on DX to feud with them, clearly didn't.

Elsewhere, our wrestling crystal ball wrongly predicted the rise of The Truth Commission, Flash Funk reverting to his real name of Charles Scaggs (close, we got Too Cold Scorpio instead) and Brakus feuding with Bret Hart who, need I remind you, was already in WCW by the turn of the year.

Marc Mero: Fighting his way out of Sable's shadow

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - Marc Mero and Sable
By 1998, Sable was well on her way to becoming a fully fledged top attraction for the World Wrestling Federation. As the pin-up girl for the early days of the Attitude Era, it's arguable to say that her popularity was, if not quite on par with Steve Austin, then at least not far behind.

Of course, this didn't bode well for her husband, former Golden Gloves Champion and Little Richard impersonator, Marc Mero.

As Sable's stock rose, Mero's continued to plummet. and by late 97/early 98, magazine writer Kevin Kelly was pondering whether the two had any chance of success as a duo.

The answer, as we all know now, is a no.

Mero would align with Jacqueline for a while, participate in Brawl for All, and after that, I doubt anybody remembers.

An interview with Del Wilkes - The Patriot

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - Del Wilkes - The Patriot
In the last edition of this magazine, Vinny Ru spoke to The Patroit about his life before wrestling and his first forays into the profession. In this edition, we covered his brief stint in WCW, his return to Japan, and his just-as-short run in the World Wrestling Federation, where his red-white-and-blue masked hero schtick came in just at the wrong time.

Of course, Russo and Wilkes discuss that very topic in this interview, with the man insisting that he'd rather try and "fall flat on my face" than never try at succeeding in a world of anti-heros at all. 

"Certainly there's a negative attitude that a person like The Patriot Del Wilkes can actually exist in this society,' he says. 'But I still believe that there's a majorit of people out there who want him to!'

Sorry Del, not enough to keep you around I'm afraid. By early 98, the flag-waving hero was gone, replaced by a land of beer-guzzling, bird-flipping, rebelious anti-heroes, and the WWF enjoyed its greatest boom period ever. 

Don't let your plastic wrestling figures get blood on your furniture

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - Jakks Series 5 Wrestling Figures Advertisement
I don't know about you, but I just love the idea that these pretty piss-poor Jakks Series 5 action figures could somehow bleed.

I mean let's face it, they don't look like they could do much more than clutter the bottom of Everything Must Go bins at your local pound shop (That's a Dollar Store for the Americans among us). 

Along with headliners like Stone Cold and Sid (who I believe was also long-gone from the WWF at this stage), we've also got crappy action figures of Rocky Mavia, Flash Funk, Ken Shamrock and a Nation-attired Savio Vega. 

But hey, they're Limited Edition and come with something called Bone Crunching Action, so that must surely count for something, right?


Were the Hart Foundation racist? The Four Horsemen in WWF?

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - The Informer
The Informer was always one of my favourite parts of this magazine as a kid, especially when the rumours he shared came to life on the screen.

Hey, little did I know that the time that the guy behind The Informer and the guy writing World Wrestling Federation programming were one and the same. 

In this month's edition, our inside informat informed us that the Four Horsemen were considering a move to the WWF, that The British Bulldog would soon be splitting from the Hart Foundation and challenging either Bret for the World title or Owen for the Intercontinental One, and that Hakushi would return and feud with Taka Michinoku. 

As much as I would have loved to have seen at least two of those things happen, none of them did. Nor did we ever really get the payoff to DX tarnishing the Nations dressing room with racist graffiti and making it look like the Hart Foundation did it. 

Sadly, this was not one of the Informer's more successful outings

Bret 'The Hitman' Hart on MadTV

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - Bret Hart on MadTV
Before he got screwed over by Vince, Shawn and Earl, World Wrestling Federation champion Bret Hart took the time to appear on the popular FOX comedy series, MadTV.

In our final proper feature of the magazine, we got a few snaps of The Hitman putting the MadTV cast in sharpshooters and posing with some guy with a towel.

Over the page, we got Pin 'Em Down, a regular column in which fans supposedly asked questions of their favourite WWF Superstars, who apparently wrote back.

This month, Jerry Lawler refused to admit that Brian Christopher was his son, The Legion of Doom promised to wipe out The Godwins, and Dude Love misquoted The Beatles when responding to a question about why he couldn't get with the times and admit it wasn't the 1960s any more.

And that, for the most part, was all she wrote.

See you at The Royal Rumble

WWF MAGAZINE - JANUARY 1998 - Stone Cold Steve Austin Royal Rumble Poster
Except of course, for this poster featuring Stone Cold Steve Austin with nails driven into the back of  his bonce. 

There isn't an awful lot I can say about that, apart from yes, Austin went on to win the Rumble and dethrone HBK at Wrestlemania 14.






For now, I'm off to throw this tatty old magazine away and get on with that review of the first In Your House that I've been struggling to finish for weeks. 
I'll be back with more magazines and stuff soon. Until then, catch me on Twitter @Retropwrestling or why not read my latest articles on the very awesome Camel Clutch Blog.
Comments? Questions? Death threats? Fan Mail? Comments below or email cskoyles -at- gmail -dot-  com.

Saturday, 13 September 2014

PPV REVIEW: WWF Wrestlemania XI

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Event poster
April 2, 1995
Hartford Civic Center, Hartford, Connecticut 

Depending on who you speak to, the eleventh annual Wrestlemania was either among the best or the worst of the World Wrestling Federation's flagship event. 

Featuring a pro football player in the main event, and perhaps more focus on the celebrity guests than any of the actual in-ring competitors, Wrestlemania 11 certainly provided enough opportunity for criticism. Though by the same token, there was enough to enjoy here to prevent it slipping into Worst. Show. Ever. territory.

What went down? Let's find out.

Wrestlemania XI....staring a bunch of non-wrestlers
To cement the idea that tonight was less about the wrestlers themselves and more about the involvement of singers, actors, sportsmen and other celebrities, our opening video package told us that 'the revolutionary force in sports entertainment continues, with Wrestlemania.' whilst we were treated to a look back at some of the stars who had graced the World Wrestling Federation with their presence over the last ten years.






So we had shots of Cyndi Lauper running backstage with Wendi Richter, Muhamed Ali and Liberace from Wrestlemania 1, folks too vast and numerous to name from Manias two and three, Bob Barker and Vanna White's appearance at Wrestlemania 4, Run DMC busting out their Wrestlemania Rap at the fifth event, Donald Trump, Willie Nelson, Chuck Norris and others from six and seven and so on.

Since Wrestlemania 9 was so devoid of star power, our video here had Jim Ross and an elephant in place of any bonafide celebs.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Home Improvement's Jonathan Taylor Thomas with Lex Luger and British Bulldog
Then, just to hammer home what this event was really about, we were were informed that Wrestlemania 11 would be staring (not featuring, but staring), the likes of Royal Rumble 1995 beauty Pamela Anderson, Jonathan Taylor Thomas from Home Improvement, Jenny McCartney, and Nicholas Turturro. 

Salt-n-Pepa were our musical guests (shown backstage fawning over Bret 'The Hitman' Hart) and Lawrence Taylor's All Pro Team (including noneother than future WCW United States Champion Steve 'Mongo' McMichael) were also in the house.

Our stars of the show fully introduced, it was time to pan in to the Hartford Civic Centre and a haunting rendition of America the Beautiful by a Special Olympian whose name I couldn't quite catch and haven't been able to find since. Whoever she was, she did one of the best versions of the song ever heard at a pro wrestling event.

What is Wrestlemania?
It was a much more somber Vince McMahon who welcomed us to tonight's show along with broadcast colleague Jerry 'The King' Lawler. The trademark Welcome every-wan! growl was gone, replaced by Vince explaining just what Wrestlemania actually was.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Jerry Lawler and Vince McMahon were our commentators for the show
Clearly appealing to the casual observers drawn to the show by the celebrity involvement, Vince told us that Wrestlemania was 'the standard of excellence in sports entertainment' rather than, you know, a pro wrestling event.

Lawler too hyped the show for -in McMahon's words- those joining us for the very first time, by likening the company's biggest event to a Broadway show.

With all that out of the way then, it was on to the ring for our opening match.

The Allied Powers (British Bulldog & Leg Luger) vs. The Blu Brothers (Jacob & Eli Blu w/ Uncle Zebekiah)
As far removed from his run as The Next Big Thing as he would ever get in the World Wrestling Federation, Lex Luger was about to see out his final days in the WWF in a makeshift tag team with Davey Boy Smith.

Sure, this team had promise, and could have added some much needed levity to the company's flailing tag scene had the Bulldog not soon turned heel and Luger gone back to WCW, but alas, it wasn't to be.

Tonight, The Allied Powers, complete with their admittedly awesome theme music, made their official debut in a match against The Blu Brothers, who later fans might better recall as Skull & 8-Ball, The Harris Brothers, or whatever they were called when they had Vince Russo's back in WCW.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Davey Boy Smith The British Bulldog celebrates after The Allied Power beat The Blu Brothers
As the Blu twins' manager Uncle Zebekiah (known today as the guy who manages Jack Swagger) looked on at ringside, all four men went at it in a decent, if hardly spectacular, opening affair.

Over in less than seven minutes, the bulk of the match saw the good guys take control before Davey Boy rolled up one of the twins for a quick three count.
Your Winners: The Allied Powers

As Bulldog and Luger celebrated a victorious debut, Jim Ross caught up with a frustrated Uncle Zeb and The Blu Brothers making their way backstage.

'Well, it looks like your plan backfired,' Ross goaded, prompting Zeb to say something about being hornswoggled before storming backstage.

Technical Difficulties #1
Vince and Lawler next told us we were going backstage where Nicholas Turturro was with Pam Anderson in her dressing room.

Instead, we got Turturro backstage in the Million Dollar Corporation's dressing room, (Gerald Brisco was there too for some reason). As the corporation laughed and joked among themselves, Jenny McCartney swooned on screen and wrapped herself around the guy from NYPD Blue.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Jenny McCartney and NYPD Blue's Nicholas Turturro backstage with The Million Dollar Corporation
The kicker? There was no sound to any of this, so we had no idea what was actually supposed to be happening or why Turturro and McCartney were hanging out with Ted Dibiase and his men.

That took us back to Vince and Jerry, who hyped the appearance of Lawrence Taylor and his football player buddies at tonight's event.

'Football,' explained Lawler. 'Is where eleven men spend a lot of hours trying to move a small object a hundred yards. It's just like the Post Office.'

All the while, The Allied Powers' theme music continued to play.

It's as this point that we should mention the sheer abundance of ringside photographers at this event. Not since King of the Ring 1993, when their presence was merely a gimmick in the Hulk Hogan/Yokozuna title match, has this writer seen so many snappers circling the ring. Clearly, the celebrity effect was working.

World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship match
WWF Intercontinental Champion Jeff Jarrett (w/ The Roadie) vs. Razor Ramon
As reigning champion Jeff Jarrett and his Roadie made their way to the ring, McMahon reminded us just how the country music wannabe won the gold at the 1995 Royal Rumble.

That took us to a pre-match promo, again with dodgy sound quality, in which 123 Kid spoke on Razor Ramon's behalf. The Kid claimed that Razor was ready, and that if the Roadie got involved, the 123 Kid would be there to see him off.

Heading to the ring, The Bad Guy and his cornerman wasted no time in charging after the heels, clearning the ring long enough for Razor's trademark pyro before the match really got under way.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - 123 Kid and Razor Ramon prepare for Razor's Intercontinental title match against Jeff Jarrett
And it was, much as their initial Rumble encounter, a pretty solid contest.

The involvement of 123 Kid and the Roadie on the outside only added to the excitement generating between the ropes by both champion and challenger, who had the crowd eating out of the palm of their collective hand.

In the second longest match on the show, Razor took the fight to his opponent with a flury of aggressive tactics, only to be thwarted at every turn by The Roadie.

Jarrett was no slouch either, using skill and speed to counter the brash brawling style of his challenger.

Towards the end of this utterly enjoyable title match, The Bad Guy looked set to reclaim his title, setting up J-E-DOUBLE-F for the Razor's Edge. That was enough to prompt a Roadie run-in, and a disqualification courtesy of referee Tim White.

Ramon won the match, but Jarrett would live to defend his title another day.
Your Winner by Disqualification: Razor Ramon (Jeff Jarrett retains the Intercontinental Championship)

In the post-match, Jarrett and his lackey delivered an epic beatdown to Razor and The Kid until a gaggle of zebras broke it up.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Jim Ross interviews Jeff Jarrett following the latter's Intercontinental title match against Razor Ramon
Jarrett then made his way towards the back, but not before being railroaded by an antagonistic Jim Ross, who declared that Jarrett should be ashamed of himself.

On the contrary, a bloody Jarrett declared himself to be the greatest Intercontinental champion of all time, then marched off backstage, presumably to deal with a gimmick infringement lawsuit filed by The Honky Tonk Man.

Backstage we went once again, where finally the audio problems had been taken care of and Nicholas Turturro, still in the Corporation locker room, was able to explain that Pamela Anderson was nowhere to be found. Instead, he was hanging out with Jenny McCartney.

Even though McCartney must have clearly been in the room the whole time in order to come on camera at the right moment, Dibiase's goons acted like it was the first time they'd seen her. Almost immediately Kama The Surpreme Fighting Machine came over, standing so close to the MTV babe and ogling her in a way that cried out SEX PEST. He was soon joined by the likes of Nikolai Volkoff and King Kong Bundy, not that McCartney was pleased to see any of them.

A smile did fall across her face however at the sight of the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, who claimed that everything was fine, and that Pamela Anderson would be later walking to the ring with HBK, and walking out with the new World Wrestling Federation Champion.

Sid Justice, or just plain old Sid as he was known at this point, was there too. Michaels had introduced The Master and The Ruler of the World as his new bodyguard sometime between his Royal Rumble victory and his title shot tonight.

For his part, Sid basically yelled down the camera about Big Daddy Cool Diesel having nightmares. Quite.

The Streak Continues...
King Kong Bundy (w/ The Million Dollar Man) vs. The Undertaker (w/ Paul Bearer)

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - The Undertaker goes 'old school' on King Kong Bundy
As you may recall, Bundy and 'Taker had a staredown for the ages following the latter's battle with I.R.S at the Royal Rumble that January. It was this same event where Paul Bearer's urn had fallen into the hands of the Million Dollar Man.

That was enough to lead us to tonight, where the colossal Bundy made his first 'Mania appearance since Wrestlemania 3.

Most of the in-ring action here was your typical Undertaker vs. Big Dude affair, meaning it sucked pretty bad, but the story involving the urn was at least enough, for a couple of seconds at least, to prevent this from being a total dud.

Having beat up on his opponent a bit, 'Taker went outside and reclaimed the urn from the clutches of Ted Dibiase. Taking his time, he then strolled over to Bearer and returned the prop to its rightful owner, then went down on one knee and saluted Bearer, who raised the urn (complete with flashlight) high above his head.

Rather than take advantage of this distraction to, you know, attack his opponent or something, King Kong Bundy simply stood in the middle of the ring and watched on gormlessly.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Kama stole Paul Bearer's urn during the Undertaker vs. King Kong Bundy match
Whilst this one going on, Dibiase stormed off backstage and returned seconds later with Kama The Surpreme Sex Pest. With The Phenom back in the ring trading sluggish offence with Mr. Five Count, Kama kicked Paul Bearer in the belly, took the urn back and stormed off again, telling Jim Ross that he was going to melt it down and make a chain out of it.

'That doesn't belong to you!' cried Ross, like a parent scolding a child, as Kama took his new toy backstage to go oggle over Jenny McCartney some more.

Back in the ring, absolutely nothing interesting happened. After a bit of kicking and punching, 'Taker delivered a clothesline to his opponent and went 4-0 at Wrestlemania.
Your Winner: The Undertaker

Backstage, the guy from NYPD Blue told us that the hot girl from Baywatch had fallen out with Shawn Michaels and was currently nowhere to be found. Unable to interview Pamela Anderson, Turturro gave us absolutely the next best thing, an interview with Mongo McMichael.

Of course, he wasn't Mongo here, just plain old football star Steve McMichael, The future member of The Four Horsemen claimed he was looking for Kama (or baby doll, as Mongo called him), then stood back as the rest of his football buddies talked smack about the Million Dollar Corporation. One guy, whose  name I'm unsure of, asked if anybody had seen Tonka Toy, better known to you and me as Tatanka.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Steve 'Mongo' McMichael and the All Pro Team were gunning for the Million Dollar CorporationThat out of the way, Turturro wondered into a darkened room where Johnathan Taylor Thomas was busy whooping Mr. Bob Backlund at a game of chess.

'How can you play chess at a time like this?' shrieked Turturro.

I'll give you one thing, this segment was actually laugh-out-loud funny.

'Who's Pamela Anderson!?!' Backlund cried when Turturro asked if either chess player had seen the missing beauty. A second later, Thomas declared checkmate.

'That's what's wrong with society today!' Backlund screamed in response. 'All these young people, taking advantage of their elders.'

In an attempt to save face, the former two time WWF Champion quizzed his young adversary on the name of the 34th president of the United States and the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Unsurprisingly, the Home Improvement star answered correctly, further infuriating Mr. Backlund.

'That's what's wrong with the WORLD! They think they know it all!' he yelled, before heading off to see if he'd have any better luck in a wrestling match against Bret Hart later on in the show.

Speaking of  whom,The Hitman's younger brother Owen Hart was up next, with the unveiling of his mystery partner.

World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship match
WWF Tag Team Champions The Smoking Gunns (Billy & Bart Gunn) vs. Owen Hart and Yokozuna (w/ Jim Cornette and Mr. Fuji)
WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - WWF Tag team champions The Smoking Gunns react to the announcement that Yokozuna was Owen Hart's mystery partner
In the weeks leading up to tonight's event, The King of Hart's had been promising a mystery partner to aid him in his attempt to dethrone reigning tag team champions.

Who should he pick? None other than another two-time former champion, Yokozuna. Boasting a lot more weight, and facial hair, than the last time we saw him (at Survivor Series 1994) Yoko waddled to the ring to engage in a great tag team title match with Owen and the Brothers Gunn.

Before he did though, we went backstage, where the champions gave their reaction to Yoko's surprise appearance. Both men admitted that the sumo star was the last person they thought they'd be facing that night.

Regardless, they were ready for a fight, and headed to the ring as Jerry Lawler reminded us that it was six years to the day that Owen made his Wrestlemania debut as The Blue Blazer (against Mr. Perfect at Wrestlemania 5).

Owen had come a long way since then, and played his part perfectly here, adding speed and agility in short bursts between his larger partner's brute strength and power. On the opposite side, The Smoking Gunns certainly held their own, but it wasn't to be there night.

Following nine-plus minutes of engrossing action, Yokozuna flattened the future Mr. Ass with the Banzai Drop, then tug out to allow Owen to claim the victory.
Your Winners and NEW WWF Tag Team Champions: Yokozuna and Owen Hart


WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Owen Hart and Yokozuna beat The Smoking Gunns for the WWF tag team titles
After such an enjoyable match, Yoko looked visibly worn out, and spent much of the team's post-match celebration hanging out on the ropes trying to catch his breath, leaving Owen to jump up and down like an excited school boy and parade the first WWF championship he'd won since coming to the company since his debut seven years ago.

After a spot of promotional consideration courtesy of the Stridex Blimp (prompting Lawler to claim that the 123 Kid had acne), we went backstage to Todd Pettengill and Bam Bam Bigelow.

Pettengil reminded Bam Bam about his confrontation with Lawrence Taylor at the Royal Rumble, then insisted that most of the country were behind LT and had friends 'all over the arena.'

In response, Bigelow called LT 'a flash in the pan,' who wasn't going to make a fool out of him.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Todd Pettengill interviewed Bam Bam Bigelow about his match against Lawrence Taylor
See, even though this was 'one of the only times [He] has to look over [his] shoulder,' The Beast from the East wasn't worried. 'Mr. Dibiase' would take care of the All Pro Team, leaving him to care of, and defeat, the football player.

From there, we went -via McMahon & Lawler- to Howard Finkle, who gave us the rules of our upcoming submission match between Bret 'The Hitman' Hart and the pyschotic Mr. Bob Backlund.

Finkle also introduced WWF legend Rowdy Roddy Piper who, for the second year in a row, put in an appearance as the special guest referee in a Bret Hart Wrestlemania match. (Piper officiated the main event of Wrestlemania 10)

Submission match
Bret 'The Hitman' Hart vs. Bob Backlund (Special referee: Rowdy Roddy Piper)
Your writer may  be in the majority when I say this, but the second Hart/Backlund wasn't half as memorable as their now infamous 'towel match.' at the previous years' Survivor Series.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Bret 'The Hitman' Hart makes his way to the ring for a submission match against Bob Backlund
I'm not saying it wasn't as good (though to be fair, it wasn't), but it just seemed like two of the best technically-solid wrestlers on the roster at the time weren't given nearly enough time to really have the kind of match they were capable of.

As Bret got to work apparently trying to rip Backlund's face off, Jerry Lawler asked Vince McMahon who The Hitman had defeated for the Intercontinental Championship back at Wrestlemania 8.

After much goading, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation couldn't remember the match he himself had booked, and yelled 'BRITISH BULLDOG!' Lawler, naturally corrected the boss, reminding him that it was none other than our special guest referee for this match, Mr. Piper.

With that out of the way, we had a lot of time on our hands in which Bret basically dragged his opponent around the ring by the ankle and occasionally applied a submission hold.

That's all that seemed to happen for the longest time other than Piper thrusting the mic into Backlund's face to see if he wanted to quit.

Bob eventually made a comeback, and even went as far as to stalk The Hitman with his famous cross-face chickenwing, only for Hart to apply one of his own and get the win after Backlund garbled something into the microphone.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Bob Backlund told Jim Ross that he had 'seen the light' after his submission match loss to Bret Hart
Sure, this was fine for what it was, but with the majority of what little time they had spent on the mat, it was a far, far cry from their riveting Survivor Series match.
Your Winner: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart

As The Hitman celebrated, Backlund staggered, dazed and confused, away from the ring, where he told Jim Ross that he had 'seen the light,' whatever that meant.

From there, we rejoined Nicholas Turturro, who said that Pamela Anderson had in fact left the building, and that some 'celebrity changes' had been made for tonight's WWF title match.

Speaking of which, that was next, but not before we had a word from the champion. After a few audio difficulties, Big Daddy Cool told Todd Pettengill that he was going to walk out of Wrestlemania still the WW Champion, despite any involvement from Sid.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Todd Pettengill talks to WWF Champion Diesel about his title defence against Shawn Michaels
Back to the ring, the celebrities got their official introduction tot the live crowd. Jonathan Taylor Thomas was our special guest timekeeper, and Nicholas Turturro, who had enjoyed more screen time on this show than anybody else, was revealed as the special guest ring announcer.

World Wrestling Federation championship match
WWF Champion Diesel (accompanied by Pamela Anderson) vs. Shawn Michaels (w/ Sid and accompanied by Jenny McCartney)
With his planned escort having apparently vacated the Hartford Civic Centre, Shawn Michaels went with Plan B, making his way to the ring arm-in-arm with Jenny McCartney as Sid followed close behind.

When the champion was announced, it turned out that he had found Pamela Anderson, and brought her to the ring with him.

Before Diesel's music had even finished playing, he threw HBK out of the ring, then brought Pam back between the ropes for a bit of pre-match posing.

The bell rang, the match was on, and oh, was it ever on.

In what would prove to be Nash's only Wrestlemania title match, and the first of several for his former best friend HBK, the two erstwhile tag team champions went at it in an absolute fantastic twenty minute barnstormer.

WWF / WWE: Wrestlemania 11 - Shawn Michaels was accompanied to the ring for his WWF title match by Sid and MTV's Jenny McCartneyThings started pretty slowly, with the champion tossing his smaller adversary around the ring and back over the ropes, where Shawn almost flattened one of the many ringside photographers before dragging him out of the way, presumably for the snapper's own safety.

Heading back to the ring, HBK took control, but not for long.

Both men went back and forth several times, dragging the crowd along for one hell of a ride that was halted only occasionally by big Sid jumping up on the apron to distract Big Daddy Cool.

As the match went on, more photographers took a mauling at the hands of HBK, but again, whenever he did, it was pretty obvious he was trying to move the guy out of the way before he got seriously hurt.

After one of the best matches we'd see from the WWF all year (which isn't really saying much), the challenger delivered a superkick to the champion, and looked to have the match won, only to find that his own bodyguard had injured referee Earl Hebner outside the ring.

By the time Hebner got back to the ring, Diesel was able to kick out of Michaels' pin attempt and regain the advantage, taking him down with some heavy impact moves before hitting the Jackknife Powerbomb.

A three count later, and Kevin Nash was the first man since Hulk Hogan at 1987's Wrestlemania III to walk into Wrestlemania as champion, and walk out the same way.
Your winner and still WWF Champion: Big Daddy Cool Diesel

Michaels was carried to the back by Sid, who told Jim Ross that Diesel had not seen the last of the Heartbreak Kid. Meanwhile, Diesel invited all the celebs into the ring for some post-match celebrations.


Backstage, Todd Pettengill caught up with an irate Shawn Michaels and Sid. HBK reminded us all that he had in fact knocked Big Daddy Cool down for a three count, even though the referee was unable to administer the official pin fall.

Sid, for his part, kind of ranted and raved a lot and again promised that his man would get his day in the WWF son.

Finally, it was on to our main event.

We first got the introductions of the Million Dollar Corporation and the All Pro Team, the latter of whom took over the ring and saw off a potential attack from the heels.

WWF vs. NFL
Bam Bam Bigelow (w/ The Million Dollar Corporation) vs. Lawrence Taylor (with the All Pro Team)
When the excitement died down, Bam Bam swaggered out, wearing a leather jacket which he then took off, waved at Salt-n-Peppa, put back on for about five seconds, then took off again once he got to the ring.

Yeah.

LT then made his way out to the ring with the same dude who so hilariously yelled out 'HE'S CRAZY THAT GUY!'  back at the Royal Rumble.  All the while, the girls from Salt-N-Peppa kind of just danced around, and at this point, I'm not even sure why they were there.

Let's be honest, this was not a technical wrestling classic, but then it was never supposed to be. As pure spectacle though, it was nothing short of thoroughly entertaining.

With Pat Patterson officiating, Taylor kept most of his offence to nothing more complex than a series of shoulder barges and flying forearms. Nor was he afraid to absorb a fair amount of punishment from The Beast from The East, most of which he sold believably.

Add in a few outside skirmishes between the Million Dollar Corporation and Taylor's All Pro Team, and what we had here was a fun main event.

Towards the finish, Bam Bam jumped off the top rope with a moonsault, only to 'hurt his knee' on impact, rendering him unable to make an adequate cover.

He tried again, this time with a flying headbutt, only for Taylor to kick out and mount a comeback with more fists and flying forearms, including one from the second rope that earned him the three count.
Your Winner: Lawrence Taylor

As Taylor's men (and his son), got the victor back to his feet, Ted Dibiase derided Bam Bam Bigelow all the way to the lockroom, calling him an embarrassment and a disappointment.

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, my copy of WWF Wrestlemania 11 came to an end.

So, was this one of the best or worst Wrestlemania's of all time? It was hardly either. Though certainly not a show I'd recommend you run out and watch right this moment, it nonetheless had its moments, including the WWF Championship match, our football vs. wrestling main event, and that funny bit with Bob Backlund. I don't think the idea of an NFL star going over a pro wrestler was all that bad either, at least not the way it was executed here. Taylor took a good whupin' from Bigelow, and only narrowly emerged with his hand raised. 
One thing that does puzzle me, is that I clearly remember watching this show when it took place, and recall Salt-N-Peppa singing 'What a Man' as LT's theme music. I'm assuming that since that isn't on this WWE edited version that I have, it was a separate segment that they cut out altogether, or they simple couldn't get a license to use it beyond the big event.
And with that, I'll get on with tracking down the first In Your House event for our next review, but before I do, let me leave you with one more thing to consider:





Steve 'Mongo' McMichael was part of a Wrestlemania main event.

Friday, 5 September 2014

PPV REVIEW: WWF Royal Rumble 1995

WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble 1995 - Event poster
January 22, 1995, 
USF Sun Dome, Tampa, Florida.

A brand new year was upon us, and already much had changed since the last time the World Wrestling Federation took to the pay per view airwaves.

Big Daddy Cool Diesel had turned on one-time ally Shawn Michaels at the 1994 Survivor Series, in the process becoming not only the company's premier babyface but also its world champion.

Speaking of champions, erstwhile two-time holder of The Winged Eagle Belt, Yokozuna, hadn't been seen since Undertaker stuffed him in a casket, though the sumo-sized void he left in his wake had been filled up with a raft of big men such as Henry O. Godwin and Wrestlecrap favourite Man Mountain Rock.

What did that mean for the WWF as a whole? Well, it ultimately meant that, whilst 1994 had been a pretty stellar year in terms of big-time match ups, 1995 sank to all new lows. Though at least they got off to a good start with that year's edition of the annual Royal Rumble.






Here's what went down.

Pamela Anderson arrives
WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble 1995 - The WWF roster welcomes Pamela Anderson
Much like most of the world in general, professional wrestling was practically obsessed with the TV show Baywatch back in the mid-90s.

Whilst WCW would take it to the extreme later in the year, it all began in earnest with the much-hyped arrival of Baywatch beauty Pamela Anderson to Florida's Sun Dome, where she was greeted by pretty much the entire WWF roster, all competing for her attention.

Big Mabel  was especially enthusiastic about Pammy's arrival, though of course she snubbed him, and everybody else, instead heading straight to her dressing room, conveniently situated about a foot away from her parked limousine.

One can only deduce that getting the brush off from Pamela Anderson ate away at the late Nelson Frazier for years, so much so that it eventually drove him to remodel himself as The World's Largest Love Machine.

Or not.

On with the show
WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble 1995 - Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler were our commentary team
We get our opening graphic and intro next, mostly just a static shot of the Royal Rumble logo and some honky tonk music that was so far behind the times it made Roddy Piper vs. Jerry Lawler seem like the height of modern entertainment.

Speaking of Lawler, he and Vince McMahon were our hosts for the evening, welcoming us to the show with the usual hype about who may, or may not, win that night's 30-man battle royal.

With that out of the way, it was right down to our opening match.

World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship match
WWF Champion Razor Ramon vs. Jeff Jarrett (w/ The Roadie)
As Razor Ramon made his way to the ring, Vince took the time to remind us that the figure-four leglock, the finisher of choice for challenger Jeff Jarrett, was invented by the original Nature Boy, Buddy Rogers.

Whether this was a thinly-vieled dig at former WWF champion and WCW mainstay Ric Flair, or whether it's just something Vince happened to mention just for the sake of it is something your writer may never really know.

What I do know however, is that this was another solid Royal Rumble opener.

WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble 1995 - Jeff Jarrett faced -and defeated- Razor Ramon for the Intercontinental Championship
Throughout the last couple of years, Razor had established himself as a performer perfectly suited to getting live audiences in the right frame of mind, and this was no exception.

An enjoyable match made all the more entertaining by the hyper presence of The Roadie on the outside.

Proving his worth long before he found fame as part of the New Age Outlaws, Roadie worked just as hard as the competitors here, and was instrumental in the finish.

With The Bad Guy on the outside, Roadie clocked the champ's knee from behind, rendering him unable to beat the ten count.

Not content to win the the match but not the title, Jarrett coerced Razor back in the ring and finish the match properly. Never one to back out of a challenge, Ramon obliged, and even got the upperhand over his competitor.

Yet the damage had already been done. Lifting Double J for the Razor's Edge, Ramon's knee gave out and he crumpled to the mat. Jarrett made the cover, and three seconds later, we had a new Intercontinental Champion.
Your Winner and NEW WWF Intercontinental Champion: Jeff Jarrett

As Jarrett celebrated, Vince threw it to Stephanie Wiand, who was expecting to interview the new champion, even though we'd all just seen that he was still out in the ring.

With nothing doing there, Steph instead handed the reigns to our buddy Todd Pettengill, who was busy being something of a sex pest in Pam Anderson's locker room.

WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble - Todd Pettengill interviews Pamela Anderson
The two discussed the many and various gifts Anderson had been sent from WWF Superstars, including a shrunken head from The Headshrinkers (who else?), a piggy bank from Henry Godwin, and a cuddly toy shaped like a bulldog from a very-much-married Davey Boy Smith.

Unfortunately, something happened to the horseshoe-shaped gift of roses Todd himself had sent her. Not getting the hint, Pettengill then tried to force candy upon the star guest, before giving up and sending back to Wiand.

Whether there was something going on between the WWF's two main interviewers that caused pangs of jealousy in Wiand, or whether she was just bad at her job is something else we'll probably never know for sure.

What we do know is this. For no reason, Steph said: "Well, I guess Todd is the man...and I'm here with new Intercontinental Champion, Razor Ramon.'

She quickly corrected herself of course (about the champion, not about Todd being 'the man'), and proceeded to hold the stick in front of Double J's face as he waxed jubilant about how 1995 was going to be his year.


Not that Jarrett had much time for interviews. He had to, and I quote, 'go see Pammy-Sue'.

I.R.S (w/ 'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase vs. The Undertaker (w/ Paul Bearer)
It started with the whole Undertaker vs. Undertaker debacle at Summerslam '94, continued with Irwin R. Schyster's involvement in The Deadman's casket match against Yokozuna at the following Survivor Series, and was now about to be taken further as The Phenom squared off against one of this fan's favourite early-90s grapplers.

Yes, I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I'm a big fan of I.R.S. Despite a gimmick that has no right being any good, the former Varsity Club member more or less always entertained in the ring, as he did so tonight by giving The Undertaker one of his best pay per view matches of the last few years.

OK, so that's not really saying much when you consider that Undertaker was gone for a chunk of 1994 and spent some of 1993 at war with Giant Gonzales, but still.

WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble 1995 - I.R.S took the fight to The Undertaker, but lost the match
This might not have been the greatest match of the year, or even of the night, but compared to some of the Undertaker's recent marquee battles, it wasn't really that bad.

I.R.S kicked things off by claiming that nobody would rest in peace until they paid their taxes (because that's a big concern of the dead), before Paul Bearer led his charge on a slow march to the ring.

Following a slow start (and I mean a really slow start), things gradually picked up into a decent match which was interupted by the arrival of an anonymous group of druids, who looked for all the world like Ku Klux Klan members clad in black.

Yet despite the best efforts of his masked companions, Schyster couldn't get the job done, and was ultimately tombstoned into oblivion for his troubles.
Your winner: The Undertaker

Post-match, Undertaker saw off an attack by the druids, only to be confronted by Million Dollar Corporation man King Kong Bundy. As the two stared down, Schyster regained his composure, beat up Paul Bearer and stole the urn. The distraction was enough to leave 'Taker prone to an assault at the hands of Bundy, and low we had our first Wrestlemania XI match booked.

WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble 1995 - King Kong Bundy and The Undertaker have their first staredown

Hype for Hitman vs. Diesel
Earlier in the day on The Action Zone, Todd Pettengill had interviewed both World Wrestling Federation Champion Diesel, and his upcoming challenger, former champion Bret 'The Hitman' Hart.

In those interviews, both champ and challenger were in fairly good spirits, passive-aggressively mocking one another, smiling with Todd and seeming hardly affected by the pressures of a big-match environment.

Not so later on, when the Toddster returned for follow-up interviews. This time, Hart and BDC were nothing but 100% serious. The latter didn't even have anything to say to Pettengill, whilst the former went into the typical 'This is business,' spiel wielded out by countless superstars before and since.

The idea here obviously, was that as bell time drew closer, both men fully realised what was at stake. Nerves kicked in, addrenalinn kicked in, and it was all about to kick off.

World Wrestling Federation Championship match
WWF Champion Diesel vs. Bret 'The Hitman' Hart
Every time Big Daddy Cool and The Hitman locked up, something pretty magical happened. This was the second of their three championship clashes between 1994 and 1995, the first taking place at
the 1994 King of the Ring with Bret as your champion, and the third at the '95 Survivor Series, the only one of the three matches to see a title change hands.

I'm not going to lie to you, dear readers. Back in 1995, as a 10/11 year-old who still wasn't entirely convinced that wrestling was 'fake' (or scripted, or whatever you want to call it), I was the biggest Diesel mark in the world.

This guy was my absolute hero, and even though I appreciated what Bret did in the ring, I was rooting for Big Daddy Cool to win right from the minute his music cued up and he got that awesome entrance where the truck would drive towards the screen before the glass broke (ala Stone Cold), and the champ, to paraphrase a later WWE Superstar, was here.

Now, some 20+ years later, I can simply sit back and enjoy this for what it was, namely a thrilling championship match that didn't deviate too far from Bret and Diesel's tried and tested formula.

As you might expect, we had a lot of Hart working over Nash's legs, and a lot of Nash generally overpowering Bret and beating him up.

When neither strategy seemed to work, each babyface reverted to more violent tactics, adding to the
enjoyment factor of what was probably -despite everything- the least entertaining of the Bret/Diesel series.

We had Bret taking off his wrist tape and tying his foe's legs around the ring post, Diesel stalking his opponent with a chair, and a generally much more aggressive approach from the company's top two fan favourites.

Of course, the babyface status of both champ and challenger opened them up to the possibility of an outside assault from some of the World Wrestling Federation's less friendly stars.

To that end, we had a run-in from Shawn Michaels, and a bizarre decision from referee Earl Hebner. Despite HBK running in and only attacking arch-nemesis Diesel, Hebner opted not to disqualify Bret, but to instead order the match to continue.

Why? I have no idea.

The same thing happened a moment later, when Owen Hart put in an appearance, thwarting his older brother's Sharpshooter attempt.

The match continued, but not for much longer. As Owen and his ally/Bret's enemy Bob Backlund resumed the assault on the challenger, HBK returned to the fray to beat down on the champion. In this endeavor, Michaels was joined -for no particular reason- by The Roadie and new Intercontinental Champion, Jeff Jarrett.

Hebner lost all control, and this one was all over.
Match declared a draw. 

Following the bell, The Hitman and Big Daddy Cool somehow managed to regain their composure and see off the the bad guys (not the Bad Guy) before embracing in a sign of babyface solidarity.

With that one over, it was on to our penultimate bout of the evening, but not quite just yet.

WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble 1995 - Bob Holly and 123 Kid faced Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka for the WWF tag team titles
First, we had Todd Pettengill getting flustered as Pamela Anderson changed, and Stephanie Wiand interviewing the tag team combination of 123 Kid and Bob 'Spark Plug' Holly.

The story here was that the WWF titles were vacated when previous champions HBK & BDC had their big falling out at the end of 1994. To determine new champions, we had ourselves a tournament, with the Million Dollar Corporation team of Bam Bam Bigelow & Tatanka and The Smoking Gunns both reaching the finals. Unfortunately for the cowboys, Bart suffered an injury, forcing them to withdraw from the competition.

Enter the 123 Plugs, or the Spark Kids or whatever they'd be called in today's WWE, who spoke to Stephanie Wiand about their fill-in spot at the tournament finals, where, inn typical babyface fashion, they promised to try their best in overcoming their larger opponents.

World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship tournament Final
123 Kid and Bob 'Spark Plug' Holly vs. Tatanka and Bam Bam Bigelow
There's something I forgot to mention earlier, and that's the appearance of football player Lawrence Taylor at ringside. Taylor had been invited to the Royal Rumble by none other than Diesel himself, and had greeted the WWF Champion at the start of our proceeding match. As we got to the tag team championship tournament final, LT was still at ringside.

Keep that in mind for later.

WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble 1995 - 123 Kid and Bob Holly captured the WWF tag team title
Making his WWF pay per view debut, Bob Holly practically flew around the ring with almost as much speed and agility as the lighter 123 Kid, though despite their best efforts, and those of the Million Dollar Team, they garnered pretty much zero action.

With the crowd drained in the wake of the previous match, greeting both teams with something close to silence as they battled in an otherwise decent -if hardly spectacular- contest.

The end came when Bigelow, who had mauled both opponents throughout the match, took to the turnbuckles for his famous moonsault. Before he could leap into the air however, Tatanka goofed up and knocked his partner to the canvas.

123 Kid made the cover, and for the second time that night we had new champions.

Your winners and NEW WWF Tag Team Champions: Bob Holly & The 123 Kid

Not that it would last of course, on the following night's WWF Raw, The Smoking Gunns would return and claim the titles for themselves. Yet for now, Holly and the Kid were delighted with their victory, embracing all the way back to locker room and leaving an irate and embarrassed Bam Bam Bigelow to face the taunts of the Florida faithful.

WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble 1995 - Bam Bam Bigelow confronts Lawrence Taylor
Among them, one Lawrence Taylor, who though highly amused at the upset victory, did at least extend the hand of friendship to Bam Bam, who had either been busted open around the mouth or else snuck in a rather messy hot dog whilst the camera was focussed elsewhere.

Rather than accept the handshake of course, Bigelow shoved Taylor, prompting one of the football star's friends to cry out 'HEY! HE'S CRAZY THAT GUY!' No idea why, but your easily-amused reviewer found that hysterical.

With our Wrestlemania 11 match booked, it was time for the main event.

First though, Todd Pettengill took us back to the 1994 Royal Rumble to remind us that Big Daddy Cool was being primed for a huge push even then,

More than that though, the point was to also remind us that Shawn Michaels played a crucial role in eliminating Diesel, leading us nicely into a pre-taped promo from ol' HB-shizzle.

WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble 1995 - Shawn Michaels promo
In his usual brash, arrogant style, Michaels vowed to eliminate even the biggest of the big men en route to victory.

After this, Lex Luger also cut a promo, this one cutting a little too close to the one as he bemoaned his fate in previous title matches and claimed that 1995 would be his year. A few months later, Luger would be back in World Championship Wrestling.

Back to the arena, Vince McMahon apologised to us, and Lawrence Taylor for Bam Bam's 'despicable' actions, before Howard Finkle introduced 'the lovely and talented' Pamela Anderson to the ring.

Pamela took her seat at ringisde to see who she'd be accompanying to the ring at Wrestlemania XI, and with that, it was on.


Royal Rumble Match: 
30-man Battle Royal featuring: Shawn Michaels, British Bulldog, The Blus Brothers, Lex Luger, Adam Bomb, Well Done, The Heavenly Bodies, Mantaur, Aldo Montoya, Henry Godwin, Dick Murdoch, Rick Martel and more....
The World Wrestling Federation changed things around a little this year, cutting the time between entrants down to only 60 seconds, though in all honesty, I doubt even half a minute passed between some entrants.

Though we promised this would make for a faster, much more action-packed rumble, the actual result was that the whole thing came across as incredibly rushed.

WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble 1995 - Shawn Michaels and the British Bulldog were the first, and last, two men in the 1995 match
Shawn Michaels and The British Bulldog kicked things off with barely a minute of enjoyable action, before being joined by a plethora of crud including one of The Blus Brothers, Duke 'The Dumpster' Drosse and babyface Doink.

The ring filled up pretty good in no time at all, with HBK and the Bulldog repeatedly going back to one another in between facing the likes of Rick Martel (making an unprecedented -at the time- seventh Rumble appearance), Kwang and Sionne.

Not that they had much choice than face one another at certain points. Around the half-way mark, the ring was cleared leaving only the first two entrants to duke it out further. In a spot of deja vu, the other Blus Brother turned up, and the whole process kicked off again.

Other highlights included:

  • Bret Hart gaining a measure of revenge n brother Owen by attacking The King of Harts as he made his way to the ring. Thanks to the beating, Owen was quickly eliminated when he did make it to the ring.
  • Hart returning to the match again later on, this time to deal with Bob Backlund
  • A surprise appearance from veteran star Dick Murdoch, who outperformed half of his younger adversaries
  • A big boy showdown between Mabel and King Kong Bundy.
After what has to be the quickest Royal Rumble ever (I'm not inclined to go out and check), Michaels, Luger, Davey Boy and Crush stood tall as our final four. Not long after, Luger and Crush were gone, leaving the task of ending this thing to the two men who started it. 

WWF / WWE: Royal Rumble 1995 - The British Bulldog thought he'd won the Royal Rumble, but hadn't
Following a gripping finale, Davey Boy tossed Michaels over the top rope. His music struck, and we had ourselves a winner in The British Bulldog.

Or did we?

No, we didn't. Apparently, only one of Shawn's feet had touched the floor, giving him the chance to re-enter the match, throw the Bulldog over the top rope, and win his first of two back-to-back Royal Rumbles. 
Your winner: Shawn Michaels

As Michaels celebrated, we got a number of replays to prove the whole one-foot thing, before Pamela Anderson joined the Heartbreak Kid in the ring and Shawn tried to hump her (I kid you not.)






And that was all she wrote. All in all, not the worst show in the world, though the whole 60-second entrant thing did kind of take some of the magic away from the actual Royal Rumble match itself. Still, we got what we needed from the show, with no less than four Wrestlemania 11 matches (Bundy/Taker, Bret/Backlund, Diesel/Michaels and Bigelow/Taylor) stemming from this one event.
In terms of quality, this isn't one you really need to track down in its entirety, though I would recommend the Bret/Diesel match.
Til next time then, see you at Wrestlemania 11. 

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