Mega Powers Running Wild!

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Shawn Micahels vs. Mankind

The Heartbreak Kid defends the WWF Championship against Mankind in a thrilling main event at WWF In Your House: Mind Games.

The Birth of the nWo

From Hulk Hogan's shocking turn at WCW Bash at the Beach 1996 to the addition of Ted Dibiase, THe Giant Syxx and more, relive the very beginning of the New World Order.

Austin 3:16 Says I Just Kicked Your Ass

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Wrestlemania 12 Review

The boyhood dream comes true as Shawn Michaels battles champion Bret 'The Hitman' Hart in a classic 1-hour iron man match. Plus, Diesel vs. Undertaker and more.

WCW Fall Brawl 1996 Review

Was Sting in cahoots with the New World Order? Would Lex Luger be able to get along with the Four Horsemen as they faced the nWo in War Games? Find out in this review

Thursday, 13 September 2018

PPV REVIEW: WCW Slamboree 1998

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - EVENT POSTER
May 17, 1998 
The Centrum in Worcester, Massachusetts 

By the spring of 1998, something that at one point had seemed almost impossible was becoming a reality: 

World Championship Wrestling - a company which, for a fleeting moment in history had been the hottest pro wrestling company in the world- was starting to lose its battle against the World Wrestling Federation - a company that just a few years earlier seemed destined to go out of business.

If ever there was a sign that WCW was getting desperate in its attempts to dethrone the WWF once and for all, it was tonight - where head honcho Eric Bischoff had challenged Titan Sports kingpin Vince McMahon to meet him in the middle of the ring.

Though it was an obvious publicity stunt, that didn't stop Bischoff & Co. from making it the main focus of their latest PPV, Slamboree 1998.

As we'll soon find out, every other segment on the show was centred around Bischoff/McMahon.

But does that mean the show as a whole was as terrible as it sounds?

See for yourself:

Welcome to Slamboree

We begin tonight with an odd opening video interspersing shots of buildings crumbling with shots of stars Macho Man Randy Savage, Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, Sting, and The Giant.

This took us to our announcers for the evening, Tony Schiavone, Iron Mike Tenay and, of course, the one and only Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan.

Eric Bischoff Challenges Vince McMahon

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - Vince McMahon's WCW full access pass
After reminding us of the two main event matches, the trio took us back to a clip from WCW Thunder in which Eric Bischoff claimed that despite receiving a cease and desist from Vince McMahon's lawyers, he was still challenging the WWF owner to a fight on tonight's show.

That took us to a clip from earlier in the day in which WCW Head of Security Doug Dillinger waited outside the arena which a bunch of fans for McMahon's arrival.

Despite Dillinger having a Full Access security pass ready for him, Vince obviously didn't show up.

From there, it was onto our opening match.

World Championship Wrestling World Television Champion
WCW Television Champion Fit Finlay vs. Chris Benoit

Dave 'Fit' Finlay hadn't appeared on WCW PPV since his brutal war with Lord Steven Regal back at Uncensored 1996 (and that's a match worth watching if you haven't already).

Two years later, he was now the Television Champion and ready for war against Chris Benoit.

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - Finlay battled Chris Benoit for the TV title
The match was as crisp and hard-hitting as you'd expect it to be, and was mostly enjoyable for it.

I say mostly, because there was a section in the middle where the pace slowed to such an extent that it was boring to watch.

Things did pick up, however, and came to a head when Booker T came out.

Booker had some unresolved issues with Benoit following their previous meeting at Spring Stampede 98, and Benoit had even gone so far as to cost Booker the title to Finlay. Looking for retribution, the former champion didn't actually do anything, but his presence was enough to distract The Crippler and led to his eventual demise courtesy of a Finlay tombstone.
Your Winner and Still WCW TV Champion: Fit Finlay

Out in the back, or what Schiavone called 'The Internet Location,' Chris Jericho told Lee Marshall that it didn't matter who won tonight's Cruiserweight battle royal, they would all fall to the champ.

Brian Adams (w/ Vincent) vs. Lex Luger

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - Lex Luger beat Brian Adams
Not yet a member of nWo Wolfpack, Lex Luger had been at war with nWo Hollywood partly because he was, as Tony Schiavone put it 'Trueblood WCW,' but mainly because he was friends with Rick Steiner, who had been taken out by Scott Steiner and the rest of nWo Hollywood.

Yet with what few stars that faction actually had all otherwise engaged, Luger was left to do battle with jobber Brian Adams in a basic big-man match that offered little in the way of entertainment.

This wasn't bad for what it was, it's just that what it was wasn't much at all.

Predictably, Luger picked up the win after 5 minutes with the Torture Rack.
Your Winner: Lex Luger

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - Perry Saturn faced Goldberg
Out in the back, Perry Saturn cut a bland, monotonous promo in which he basically distanced himself from The Flock then promised to beat Goldberg for the US title.

We'd get to that later, but first it was onto our battle royal.

Chris Jericho is Your Guest Ring Announcer

Prior to the match itself, Cruiserweight Champion Chris Jericho interrupted ring announcer Dave Penzer and declared that he was taking over mic duties for this match.

Though most of Jericho's introductions were basically borderline racist insults about the Mexican competitors (and a nod to The Rockers for Marty Jannetty), some of his barbs were genuinely funny, though you have to wonder why every single wrestler ignored the insult they received and just headed straight to the ring.

Cruiserweight Battle Royal (winner gets a shot at the Cruiserweight title) ft. Ciclope, Super Calo, Chavo Guerrero, Marty Jannetty, Silver King, El Dandy, Psicosis, Juventud Guerrera, Vilano IV and others

The rules here were that you could be eliminated via pinfall or over-the-top rope, but there wasn't a single pinfall, or even an attempt at one, in sight, so why they bothered to throw that in there is anyone's guess.

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - Dean Malenko won a cruiserweight battle royal dressed as Ciclope
As battle royals go, this wasn't the worst, but then it was hardly anything special either.

After a few short minutes of fairly nondescript action, it all came down to Ciclope and Juventud Guerrera.

A long stare-down commenced, following which the two shook hands and Juvi jumped over the top rope, eliminating himself from the match.
Your Winner: Ciclope

Except of course Ciclope wasn't really Ciclope at all. The luchadore unmasked to reveal that he was actually Dean Malenko, whose bitter rivalry with Jericho stretches back several months.

Shocked and surprised, defending champion Jericho nonetheless hit the ring ready to defend his title.

World Championship Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship
WCW Cruiserweight Champion Chris Jericho vs. Dean 'Ciclope' Malenko

The resulting match may have paled in comparison to their earlier outing at Uncensored 1998, but it was still Jericho and Malenko, so it was impossible for it to be anything but entertaining.

In the perfect ending to the story, Malenko (who hadn't been seen since Mean Gene called him a loser) synched in the Texas Cloverleaf and won the match.
Your Winner and New WCW Cruiserweight Champion: Dean Malenko

'The world's toughest pumpkin has done it!' yelled Heenan, referring to the orange and black Ciclope attire.

It's hard to explain in writing how funny that was.

Vinnie Mac Cam

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - The "Vinne Mac Cam"
I'm not making this up, WCW had a Vinnie Mac cam which included a helicopter shot of a white limousine pulling up to the arena, which the announcers speculated could be Vince McMahon.

'If Jim Ross jumps out carrying his bags, you know it's him,' quipped Tony Schiavone.

Seriously Tony, don't be such a bitch.

We didn't get to find out who was in the limo, as we instead went back to the arena for our next match.

Bowery Death Match
Diamond Dallas Page vs. Raven 

This was basically a Last Man Standing match inside a mesh cage with a roof on it.

The announcers hyped up the fact that this cage had a roof on it without once saying 'you know, like WarGames.'

Combined with several trash cans filled with plunder that had been stuffed into the ring, this had all the makings of a quality hardcore match, and even elicited a noticeable 'ECW' chant from the crowd.

But quality this was not.

It was a sloppy-arse mess of match with no redeeming qualities and an unnecessary ref bump.

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - Raven heads to the ring to face Diamond Dallas PageSure, Billy Silverman getting squashed in the corner was the signal for the obligatory Flock run-in, but I'll remind you that this was a no-holds-barred Last Man Standing cage match - there was little Silverman could have done to stop The Flock getting involved even if he hadn't been face down on the canvas.

As it turned out, half of the Flock were thwarted in their attempts at a run-in by ex-communicated member Van Hammer, who beat everybody up with a huge stop sign then handcuffed Reese to the guardrail.

Despite that, Kidman and Horace Boulder, who had been disguised as members of the riot squad that had accompanied Raven to the ring, both got into the cage, but were only there to eat a couple of Diamond Cutters.

After that brief detour, things got back on track and ended when both Raven and Page went down but the latter was able to beat the 10 count and win the match.

Given what both men were capable of, that was one of the biggest disappointments of 1998.
Your Winner: Diamond Dallas Page

Afterwards, Page escaped through the crowd, leaving a member of the riot squad to take the next five hours and spend it handcuffing the Flock, including Raven, to the cage.

After putting the whole audience to sleep with this, the man took off his helmet to reveal that he was in fact Mortis, who had tried and failed to get into the Flock in recent weeks.

Mortis then unmasked, revealing the face of a man the announcers recognised as being a ‘vendor’ who had been in the crowd at the last few shows and had tormented Raven, and who we would eventually get to know as Chris Kanyon.

That whole thing, from the start of the cage match to Kanyon taking forever to handcuff the Flock, was terrible.

On the Hunt for Vinnie Mac

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - WCW security study pictures of Vince McMahon and WWF Superstars
Continuing to give the competition plenty of free publicity, we went back to the Vinnie Mac Cam, which this time showed us footage of a man holding a piece of paper upon which were photographs of not just Vince, but also Stone Cold Steve Austin, HBK-era D-Generation-X, and X-Pac.

The man was looking for WWF’s biggest stars out in the lobby, and when they naturally didn’t show up, we got some security camera footage of some empty rooms and corridors, just in case McMahon -and I’m quoting Schiavone here- was ‘hiding.’

This was very stupid.

Perry Saturn is Ready for Goldberg

Out in the ‘Internet Location’ Perry Saturn told Lee Marshall that Goldberg had gotten lucky when he beat him at Spring Stampede, but this time things would be different.

By this point, we still hadn’t cleared the ring of the Flock and the Hell in a Cell/ generic cage with a roof, so we had the announcers kill some time until finally, it was back to the action.

Ultimate Dragon vs. Eddie Guerrero (w/ Chavo Guerrero)

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - Eddie Guerrero puts a hurting on Ultimo Dragon
So, in an effort to get his uncle Eddie Guerrero to renounce his evil ways and become a babyface again, Chavo Guerrero had challenged him to a match.

If Chavo won, Eddie would have to start playing by the rules again. If he lost, he would become Eddie's lackey.

Naturally, he lost, and went on to lose a match against the Ultimo Dragon at Spring Stampede due to Eddie-based shenanigans.

The Dragon, however, had taken a disliking to Eddie and wanted Chavo to break free from his uncle's rule, even going so far as to issue a challenge:

If he beat Eddie, Chavo was free to go.

The challenge was accepted, and thus we had our match tonight.

As you'd expect from two top caliber wrestlers, Eddie vs. Dragon was a very good wrestling match, though it could have been even better had they been given long enough to really tear it up.

In the end, Chavo wound up costing himself his own freedom when he got on the ropes to argue with Eddie.

Ultimo went to attack from behind, but Eddie moved and Chavo went crashing off the apron.

As Ultimo checked on his fallen buddy, his opponent attacked him from behind, hit a suplex, then landed the match-winning frog splash.
Your Winner: Eddie Guerrero

Irate, Chavo proceeded to beat up the Ultimo Dragon until Eddie pulled him away. Not that this made things better, Chavo yelled and pushed his uncle, but when Eddie offered Chavo a free slap, the younger Guerrero refused.

Vince McMahon: The Reason for the Ratings

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - Vince McMahon's WCW dressing room
Out in the back, we were shown a shot of a special star dressing room reserved for Vince 'The Reason for the Ratings' McMahon.

Did I happen to mention how stupid this whole thing was?

World Championship Wrestling United States Championship
WCW United States Champion Goldberg vs. Perry Saturn

These two had met the previous month at Spring Stampede, but this time they were going at it for the US title, with no Flock supporting Saturn.

A step above your typical Goldberg squash, this was a decent effort from both men, but still came down to one thing:

Making WCW’s hottest property look even hotter.

After a short but enjoyable battle Goldberg landed a spear and a Jackhammer to retain the title.
Your Winner and Still US Champion: Goldberg

Prior to one of our ‘Feature Matches’ we got a promo for The Great American Bash which saw Raven basically complaining that he never got any apple pie as a kid.

I wish I was making that up.

Eric Bischoff vs. Vince McMahon

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - Scruffy Eric Bischoff challenged Vince McMahon to a fight
So this was it. They went so far with this as to have Michael Buffer do the ring announcing and introduce Vince.

Obviously, McMahon was a no-show, leaving Bischoff, who was a heel (and who looked like shit) to lead the crowd in a ten count, counting McMahon out.

Buffer then informed us that Bischoff had won by forfeit AND disqualification.

Can you get disqualified for forfeiting? That’s news to me.
Your Winner via Forefeit and DQ: Eric Bischoff

Michael Buffer was on form tonight. He introduced our next match as ‘a grudge match from hell’ and then gave up on introducing Bret ‘The Hitman’ Hart and kinda just yelled ‘Brehhhhh.’

It’s stupid, but it really made me laugh.

Bret ‘The Hitman’ Hart vs. Macho Man Randy Savage (Rowdy Roddy Piper Special Guest Referee)

Brehhhh, sorry, Bret Hart had cost Savage the title against Hollywood Hogan, turning him heel in the process and setting up a natural match between the two.

Rowdy Roddy Piper was our special guest referee because he just was, and Randy Savage was representing the nWo Wolfpac, but still had the traditional nWo porn music intro.

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - Randy Savage battled Bret 'The Hitman' Hart
Playing the role of the babyface, Savage absorbed punishment from bell to bell, and the match suffered because of it.

Whilst this could use been a classic, it was a slow plod that saw Hart work over his opponent for half a millennium until Savage was able to reverse a sharpshooter.

That's when things took a turn for the dumb.

Miss Elizabeth ran down and distracted Roddy Piper so that Bret could drill him in the back of the head with an international object.

Savage got the object and Bret backed off until Hogan ran in and attacked Macho Man.

Bret then got the sharpshooter on again, Piper recovered and noticed that Savage was wearing the foreign object but it didn't matter because Savage tapped anyway.
Your Winner: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart.

This really is turning into a frustratingly bad show.

World Championship Wrestling World Tag Team Championship
WCW Tag Team Champions The Outsiders (Scott Hall & Kevin Nash vs. Sting & The Giant)

WCW Slamboree 1998 Review - Sting &  The Giant faced The Outsiders
There was a convoluted storyline going on here in which The Giant had joined nWo Hollywood but was teaming with WCW's Sting to face nWo Wolfpac's Outsiders.

Because it's so convoluted, I'm going to ignore the story and focus only on the match.

In and of itself, it was a perfectly acceptable main event, by not one that was ever going to win any awards.

Scott Hall and Kevin Nash were clearly -loudly- the fan favourite but played the heel role right though the match, whilst the crowd clearly hated nWo Hollywood's Giant and were mostly apathetic about Sting, who seemed like an afterthought throughout the whole thing.

After some passable action, Scott Hall turned his back on Kevin Nash and helped The Giant win the titles.
Your Winners and New WCW Tag Team Champions: Sting & The Giant

The look on Sting's face as Scott Hall revealed he was now in the nWo Hollywood camp was the same look I had after watching this show.

It was a look of 'what the actual f--k was that?

I mean seriously. I always try to look on the positive side of things with these reviews, but this really was one of those shows where you start to literally see the wheels falling off WCW.

The company were still hot at this point, but the more they produced shows like this, the further down hill they went.

Benoit/Finlay and Guerrero/Dragon were both good matches, but not good enough to make this show worth watching.

If, on the other hand, you want to see for yourself what a train wreck WCW was turning into, then Slamboree 1998 is a perfect example.

1998 events reviewed so far
  1. WWF - Royal Rumble 1998 
  2. WCW - Souled Out 1998
  3. WWF - In Your House 20: No Way Out of Texas 
  4. WCW - Superbrawl 1998
  5. WCW - Uncensored 1998 
  6. WWF - Wrestlemania 14 
  7. WCW Spring Stampede 1998
  8. WWF - In Your House 21: Unforgiven
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Thursday, 6 September 2018

PPV REVIEW: WWF Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 EVENT REVIEW
April 26, 1998
Greensboro Coliseum, Greensboro, North Carolina.

We've talked multiple times on Retro Pro Wrestling about the true beginnings of the Attitude Era. Whether it was the World Wrestling Federation's gradual shift towards an edgier product back in 1996 (a shift that was so subtle you'd be forgiven for missing it altogether), or more prominent events like Montreal, there were a number of occasions between '96 and '98 that you could look to as a true turning point for the company. 

Yet regardless as to when it started, by the time April 1998 rolled around, there was no mistaking it:

The Attitude Era was well and truly upon us.

Featuring an Inferno Match, Evil Mr. McMahon, Stone Cold causing mayhem and Sable giving most of the teenage boys in the audience plenty of reason to stay up at night, Unforgiven 1998 looked set to perfectly encapsulate everything this oft-mised era was truly all about.

But was it any good?

Let's see what happened when the WWF ventured into what was typically enemy territory to find out.

Now I Dub Thee Unforgiven

Stone Cold Steve Austin was now the biggest wrestling superstar on the planet and riding a wave of momentum as WWF Champion, so naturally, our introduction ignored him completely to focus on the first ever WWF Inferno match that we'd see tonight between The Undertaker and Kane.

To be fair, this intro was really good, mixing the company's usual penchant for the dramatic with quotes from Dante's Inferno and a compelling narrative.

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 - Jim ross & Jerry Lawler called the action
Immediately ruining the effect, we got some good ol' southern country music as the camera panned the North Carolina crowd and Jim Ross welcomed us to the show.

His colleague, Jerry 'The King' Lawler insisted that just because Vince McMahon (now doing his evil Mr. McMahon gimmick) had spent weeks implying that he'd do a Montreal on Austin in the Rattlesnake's upcoming title defence against Corporate Dude Love, that didn't necessarily mean that's what he was planning to do.

From there, it was onto our opening match

Six-Man Tag
The Nation (WWF Intercontinental Champion The Rock, D'Lo Brown, and Mark Henry w/ Kama Mustafa) vs. Farooq, Ken Shamrock, and Steve Blackman

Since Wrestlemania 14, The Rock had seized control of The Nation and implored his men to basically let loose and be themselves.

Apparently, only Kama Mustafa had taken him up on that, as he came to the ring in a black leather waistcoat, top hat, and earrings, looking more like The Godfather we'd get to love him as, and less like the Supreme Fighting Machine that nobody had given a crud about.

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 - Farooq, Steve Blackman & Ken Shamrock took on The NationRock's leadership did mean that instead of the usual Nation Salute, the four men just did whatever they wanted when they hit the ring, though not before Howard Finkle referred to the Intercontinental Champion as 'The Rock, Ricky Maivia.'

Proving that he was done with them once and for all, Farooq came to the ring wearing his Nation attire and led Ken Shamrock and Steve Blackman in doing the Nation Salute.

All of that is far more interesting than anything which happened in the match.

OK, so it wasn't bad, but it wasn't very interesting either, and basically saw The Nation control the bout until Farooq hit the Dominator to give the match, and the feud, the ending it deserved.
Your Winners: Farooq, Ken Shamrock, and Steve Blackman

Ok, so maybe it wasn't the ending, because afterwards, Michael Cole interviewed Farooq at ringside and Farooq said that this was only the beginning.

Stone Cold Threatens the Time Keeper

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 - Steve Austin threatens timekeeper Mark Yeaton
In what we were told was an unscheduled appearance, Stone Cold Steve Austin came out and yanked timekeeper Mark Yeaton into the ring.

There, Austin gave Yeaton a fair warning that if Mr. McMahon did go all Montreal and screw him out of the title, then he'd kick Yeaton's ass, but if Yeaton rang the bell only when he was supposed to, he'd be fine.

At one point, Austin told the timekeeper that he had to 'call it down the middle,' apparently mistaking his job for that of a referee.

World Wrestling Federation European Championship
WWF European Champion Triple H (w/ Chyna) vs. Owen Hart
(Chyna must be locked in a shark cage)

Long before Enzo Amore did it, Chyna was suspended above the ring in a shark cage to stop her interfering.

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 - Owen Hart looks on as Chyna gets put in a cage
Obviously, that meant she and Triple H were still technically heels, though they were getting enough cheers that a full-on babyface turn couldn't be too far away.

Sadly, Chyna's attempts to break out of the cage were so distracting that it was hard to focus on her man defending the European Championship against Owen Hart.

That was a shame, because the actual match was pretty solid, but nobody was watching because they were all focussed on Chyna.

To her credit, the moment she did escape the cage and spent time hanging from the outside of it was pretty impressive and proved to be the highlight of the whole thing.

The cage lowered (we were told it hd been done by Road Dogg) and whilst Chyna was distracting all the referees, Owen hit Hunter with then Pedigree and made the cover.

With no ref in place, X-Pac, in his first WWF PPV appearance since In Your House 6: Rage in the Cage, hit Owen with a fire extinguisher the drapsed Hunter's arm over the challenger.

Mike Chioda made the three count, and this one was over.
Your Winner and Still WWF European Champion: Triple H

Post-match, Michael Cole interviewed Owen Hart.

The defeated wrestler told Cole that enough was enough and it was time for a change.

He also said that 'this bullshit has gotta stop.' making the second time in less than a year that word had been used on a WWF PPV (the first by Vader at In Your House 18: Badd Blood)

New Midnight Express (Bombastic Bob & Bodacious Bart w/ Jim Cornette) vs. The Rock 'n' Roll Express (Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson)

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 - The New Midnight Express set to battle the Rock 'n' Roll Express
Prior to the match, Jim Cornette got us all nicely riled up by calling the fans 'ugly' and insisting that his team of Bombastic Bob and Bodacious Bart were going to 'ruin' the NWA favourites, Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson.

When The Rock 'n' Roll Express did come out -for what was their second ever WWF PPV match (the first being Survivor Series 1994)- they entered into what proved to be the most entertaining match on the show so far.

An enjoyable highlight was Jim Cornette, fed up of Tim White catching his team cheating, challenging the referee to a fight.

White untucked his shirt and put up the dukes, so the cowardly Cornette backed off and we got the rest of this fun, old-school match with a decidedly old-school finish: The New Midnight Express won with a bulldog.
Your Winners: The New Midnight Express

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 - Luna Vachon threatens to destroy Sable in their evening gown match
Out in the back, Doc Hendrix spoke to Luna Vachon (flanked by The Artist Formerly Known as Goldust) who cut a wonderfully weird promo in which she promised to leave Sable looking 'like a new born baby' in their upcoming evening gown match.

Evening Gown Match
Luna Vachon (w/ TAFKA Goldust) vs. Sable

As the participants made their way to the ring, Ross and Lawler were quick to stress on multiple occasions that this was no different than a 'tuxedo match,' that male wrestlers would normally compete in, as if so desperate to tell us that they weren't being sexist or exploitative in any way.

It's funny how the company would start off the Attitude Era with this kind of disclaimer and dress up a 'strip you naky' match as a classy 'evening gown' affair and finish it by just calling it a 'bra and panties' match and fitting it in somewhere between Hot Lesbian Action and Trish Stratus barking like a dog.

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 - Sable celebrates stripping Luna Vachon in an evening gown matchThe 'match' -and I'm being generous calling it that- was garbage, though thankfully very short garbage.

After a minute or so of teasing, Luna inevitably stripped Sable down to her bra and knickers.

Yes, I get it, Sable was the hottest thing on the planet, but I'm sorry, seeing a woman having her clothes ripped off and being angry about it just does nothing for me.
Your Winner: Luna Vachon

Afterwards, Sable hit the Sable Bomb on Luna then chased her under the ring and emerged a minute later holding Luna's bra and panties aloft, as if to suggest she'd literally raped her nekkid under the ring.

As the company's second biggest star (behind Austin) celebrated, Luna was wrapped up in Goldust's robe (which he hadn't worn for months but conveniently did tonight) and was carried backstage over the shoulder of her man.

Mr McMahon Resolves Himself of All Responsibility

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 - Mr. McMahon looking perplexed
Ah, semi-naked Sable followed by a Mr McMahon promo; it doesn't get more Attitude Era than that, does it?

With The Stooges, Pat Patterson and Gerald Briscoe by his side, McMahon addressed the earlier comments made by Steve Austin in which he said that whilst he wouldn't dream of screwing Steve Austin because it was 'beneath [his] dignity,' he wouldn't be held responsible if Stone Cole screwed Stone Cold, ala 'Bret screwed Bret' back at the 1997 Survivor Series.

Vince hadn't quite perfected the mannerisms of his heel character yet, but you could tell he was working on it, and this was good stuff from The Chairman.

World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship
WWF Tag Team Champions The New Age Outlaws (Road Dog Jesse James & Bad Ass Billy Gunn) vs. L.O.D 2000 (Hawk & Animal w/ Sunny)

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 - Billy Gunn and a sex doll
Like the rest of their DX brethren, The New Age Outlaws were still playing heels here, and came to the ring with a blowup doll that was supposed to represent a famous North Carolinian sports coach.

Then Hawk & Animal came to the ring to claim the title shot they'd earned last month in Wrestlemania 14's big, 15 team battle royal, and not once did the announcers mention that their manager, Sunny, used to manage Billy Gunn.

The match was a painful snoozefest that ended in the same way as Shawn Michaels/British Bulldog from In Your House 8: Beware of Dog, when Hawk drilled Road Dog with a bridging German suplex and held him for the pin, but the referee counted Hawk's shoulders down instead.

I know the New Age Outlaws were entertaining as hell, and I know that Sunny never looked hotter than she did with Hawk and Animal, but that was seriously a horrible match.
Your Winners and Still WWF Tag Team Champions: The New Age Outlaws

Afterwards, the rest of DX came out to celebrate with the Outlaws whilst the Road Warriors took out their frustrations by taking out Mike Chioda with a Doomsday Device.

Jeff Jarrett Live in Concert

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 - Jeff Jarrett sings with Sawyer Brown
Looking to redeem himself after his 'live' performance at In Your House 2 turned out to be a sham, Double J Jeff Jarrett teamed up with Sawyer Brown to sing 'Some Girls Do.'

The resulting performance was even worse than 'With My Baby Tonight,' with Jarrett making it even more obvious than last time that he was lip-synching, whilst the audio mix was so god awful that the whole thing made me cringe from start to finish.

After the performance was over, Jarrett was attacked by his arch-nemesis, Steve Blackman.

Tennessee Lee came to the rescue and drilled Blackman with a guitar, allowing Double J to slap on a figure four.

The whole thing was so bad that the crowd began chanting 'We Want Flair!'

Hell, Fire, and Hot Dogs

Prior to a Michael Cole narrated video package highlighting the build-up to our first ever Inferno Match, Jerry Lawler brought out some marshmallows and hot dogs, you know, to put over how serious this match was.

Inferno Match
Kane (w/ Paul Bearer) vs. The Undertaker

First person to set their opponent on fire wins.

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 - The Undertaker prepares for battle in the first ever WWF inferno match
Early on, Jim Ross claimed that Kane had cost The Undertaker the WWF title against Shawn Michaels in the Hell in a Cell at In Your House 18: Badd Blood, which was impressive because Bret 'The Hitman' Hart was Champion at the time.

Later, Ross then called Kane a 'one-eyed monster.' I wonder who explained that one to him after the show.

Though aesthetically impressive, the early parts of this match were pretty dull, as Kane and Undertaker spent most of their time in the corners trying to set one another on fire.

Every now and again, the pyro guy would send the flames shooting high above the ring ropes, and that looked way cooler than anything the wrestlers were doing.

That was until 'Taker clotheslined his brother to the outside.

There, Kane tried to bail, only for Vader, with whom he'd also been feuding, to come down and batter the Big Red Machine back to the ring.

There, Undertaker soared high above the flames and took out both men with an awesome looking tope.

Paul Bearer tried getting involved by hitting 'Taker with a chair, but The Dead a Man merely beat his former manager all the way to Jeff Jarrett's stage and smashed a bass drum over his head.

This of course, was all a distraction so that Kane could fit an obvious fire-proof sleeve over his arm.

When Undertaker returned, he hit Kane and Kane simply shoved this sleeve into the fire then ran off with his arm ablaze.
Your Winner: The Undertaker

Prior to our main event, we were reminded about Vince trying -and failing- to mound Steve Austin into a corporate champion, and how Dude Love had turned his back on his former tag team partner.

World Wrestling Federation Championship
WWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Dude Love

WWF -  Unforgiven 1998: In Your House 21 - Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Dude Love - WWF Championship
After a lacklustre show, we finally got a top quality match here in our main event.

If you were going to send anyone out to make your new Champion look like a star, Mick Foley was the man for the job, and here he certainly didn't disappoint.

Both the Dude and The Rattlesnake played their roles to perfection, making this a very exciting match with a dumb finish.

After the ref got bumped, Austin hit Vince McMahon with a chair then nailed Love with the stunner and then simply counted his own three count.

That was enough for Mark Yeaton to ring the bell and for Austin's music to play, though it turned out he actually lost via DQ:
Your Winner via Disqualification: Dude Love (Steve Austin retains the title)

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was that.

I'm convinced that fans often look back to the Attitude Era with rose-tinted glasses, and this show is the perfect example of that.

Yes, it contained a lot of what fans like about that era, but as a show, it ranged from boring to cringe-worthy from beginning up to the main event, with the one notable exception being the surprisingly good New Midnight Express / Rock 'n' Roll Express bout.

Watch for the main event and the chance to see some Sable booty, but otherwise, this is one to avoid.

1998 events reviewed so far
  1. WWF - Royal Rumble 1998 
  2. WCW - Souled Out 1998
  3. WWF - In Your House 20: No Way Out of Texas 
  4. WCW - Superbrawl 1998
  5. WCW - Uncensored 1998 
  6. WWF - Wrestlemania 14 
  7. WCW Spring Stampede 1998
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Thursday, 30 August 2018

PPV REVIEW: WCW Spring Stampede 1998

WCW Spring Stampede 1998 - PPV REVIEW event poster
April 19, 1998
Denver Coliseum in Denver, Colorado

There once was a time when World Championship Wrestling pay per views were about as a good as pro wrestling got in North America. 

Sure, there had often been lacklustre main events featuring past-their-prime stars doing the bare minimum to string a match together, but before that, you could more or less always count on a world-class undercard to quite simply tear it up.

Indeed, half the reason that Retro Pro Wrestling expanded to covering WCW pay per views from the formation of the nWo onwards was simply that such shows were an absolute joy to watch.

But as 1998 steamrolled on, shows like Spring Stampede 1998 were becoming less of a joy and more of an absolute chore to sit through.

Questionable booking, stars who clearly couldn't be bothered, utter nonsense from the commentators. Put it altogether, and even the biggest WCW fan on the planet would have a hard time sticking up for the company.

Still, with every new show I put on, I remain optimistic:

Surely this will be the exception to the rule - the one late-90s WCW PPV that really delivered?

Let's find out together, shall we? 

Trouble is Rife in the nWo

WCW Spring Stampede 1998 - Mike Tenay, Tony Schiavone, Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan
Our show tonight began with a video looking at the recent dissension within the ranks of the New World Order and how that might possibly effect tonight's main event between Macho Man Randy Savage and Sting.

That took us to Mike Tenay, Tony Schiavone, and Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, who told us that said main event was now no Disqualification.

With that, it was onto our opening contest.

Saturn (w/ Kidman) vs. Goldberg

We were in full Goldberg Undefeated Powerhouse mode here as he looked to demolish a member of the Flock before challenging that group's leader, Raven, for the US title the following night on Nitro.

At this point, Goldberg was at 73-0, with Mike Tenay claiming that most of those 73 wins had been squash matches. It's a good job he didn't say all, because that would be ignoring the competitive match he had with Steve 'Mongo' McMichael back at Starrcade 1997.

This wasn't a squash either, because Saturn basically dominated the bulk of the match with some wicked-looking offence before finally falling prey to a terribly sloppy jackhammer to make it 74-0.
Your Winner: Goldberg

The undefeated streak continued...

Chavo Guerrero (w/ Eddie Guerrero) vs. Ultimo Dragon

WCW Spring Stampede 1998 - Eddie & Chavo Guerrero
The story here was that if Chavo Guerrero won, he could stop being Eddie Guerrero's whipping boy, but if he lost, Eddie would be twice as hard to him.

Quite what the Ultimo Dragon stood to gain from being involved in this was anyone's guess.

The match was as good as you could hope for - not a Cruiserweight classic by any standards, but a perfectly enjoyable match which saw Chavo's refusal to adopt Eddie's 'Cheat to Win' mentality cost him a win.

At one point, Dragon looked to be injured, but Chavo would take advantage of it and ended up in the Dragon Sleeper.
Your Winner: Ultimo Dragon

Afterwards, Eddie berated his nephew, but we cut to Diamond Dallas Page talking to before we could see anything happening.

No Time Limit World Championship Wrestling World Television Championship
WCW World Television Champion Booker T vs. Chris Benoit

WCW Spring Stampede 1998 - Chris Benoit vs. Booker T
Both challenger Chris Benoit and Champion Booker T had wrestled to a couple of ten-minute time limit draws on Nitro so today they were given all the time they wanted to let rip, and let rip they did.

From start to finish this was an absolutely tremendous match that looked to have a win for The Crippler when Booker tapped out to the Crossface.

There was just one problem - referee Mickey Jay had been knocked out.

When both ref and champ recovered, the match went the opposite way and Booker T retained the title.
Your Winner and Still TV Champion: Booker T

Afterwards, as the referees helped Jay to the back, Benoit paced around, irate that he should have been the victor.

Ladies and gentlemen, this one was far from over.

British Bulldog (w/ Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart) vs. Curt Hennig (w/ Rick Rude)

WCW Spring Stampede 1998 - Curt Hennig & Rick Rude
What a boring mess this turned out to be.

The idea was that Rick Rude would be handcuffed to Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart to prevent him interfering just as Chyna had been to Sgt. Slaughter at Wrestlemania 14 the month before.

To make sure this went down properly, we had an African American policeman come out and oversee the handcuffing.

In the ring, the British Bulldog worked over Curt Hennig's injured and fully-braced knee in a tedious battle until we saw that Rude had become free and handcuffed Neidhart to the ringpost whilst at the same time The Anvil randomly choked out the policeman until it was revealed that the policeman was actually Vincent...because you know, all black men look alike *eye roll*

Somehow, this resulted in a win for Hennig, though the sloppy ass confusion made it hard to tell how.
Your Winner: Curt Hennig

Post-match, the inevitable 3-2 beatdown ensued.

World Championship Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship
WCW Cruiserweight Champion Chris Jericho vs. Prince Iuakea

WCW Spring Stampede 1998 - Chris Jericho vs. Prince Iuakea
Prince Iuakea hadn't been seen on WCW PPV since World War 3 1997, when he was merely an extra body in the sixty-man battle royal.

He'd had his last PPV singles bout a year earlier at Spring Stampede 1997, but now he got a chance to challenge Chris Jericho for the Cruiserweight belt.

Jericho, who was having the run of his career here, stopped on his way to the ring to first quote us some Cheap Trick ("I Want You to Want Me") and then dedicate his upcoming title defence to arch-rival, Dean Malenko, who hadn't seen seen at all since losing to Jericho and getting yelled at by Gene Okerlund at Uncensored 1998.

The match took a while to get going, but when it did it turned into one of the best bouts on the card so far, second only to the Booker/Benoit clash.

After almost capturing the title on several genuinely exciting occasions, Iukea succumbed to the Lion Tamer and this one was over.
Your Winner and Still WCW Cruiserweight Champion: Chris Jericho

Afterwards, Jericho stole Iukea's sarong as a trophy.

Quoth the Shakespeare

Out in the back, Raven talked to Lee Marshall for, quoting Shakespeare in a promo that basically can be summed up as Raven promising to hit the Evenflow DDT on Diamond Dallas Page.

Buff Bagwell & Scott Steiner vs. Lex Luger & Rick Steiner (w/ Ted Dibiase)

WCW Spring Stampede 1998 - Scott Steiner & Buff Bagwell
Prior to the match, Buff Bagwell feigned a hand injury by wearing the worst looking cast of all time and claiming that the match had to be cancelled because of it.

Mean Gene Okerlund then came out with JJ Dillon, who brought a doctor in the ring to check it out. Bagwell got so angry at this that he grabbed Dillon with his good hand, thus proving the whole thing to be a ruse.

The match then got underway and was a short and painless affair that ended with Rick Steiner chasing his brother away before Lex Luger lifted Buff for the match-winning Torture Rack.
Your Winners: Lex Luger & Rick Steiner

Out in the entrance way, Mean Gene told us to call the Hotline to find out who was returning to WCW, and with that, it was back to action.

La Parka vs. Psicosis

WCW Spring Stampede 1998 - Psicosis
I can't explain why, but Psicosis was always one of my favourite luchadores, and I enjoyed this match about as much as was possible.

No, it wasn't amazing, and yes, the crowd seemed not to give any kind of a crap, but it was fun for what it was, and ended when my man beat La Parka with a guillotine leg drop...

...which was kind of dumb because Parka was right next to the ropes and could have just reached out for them, but there ya go.
Your Winner: Psicosis

Moving on...

Baseball Bat on a Pole Match
Kevin Nash & Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Rowdy Roddy Piper & The Giant 

I'll remind you that this was well before Vince Russo started working for WCW.

WCW Spring Stampede 1998 - Hulk Hogan & The Disciple
Kevin Nash and Hollywood Hogan were having issues as the nWo grew further and further apart, but the two looked to put their differences aside as they went up against Rowdy Roddy Piper and The Giant in a tag team Baseball Bat on a Pole match which, though sloppy in places, was a surprising amount of fun.

After a reasonably entertaining battle, Piper retrieved the bat but Hogan threw it away and had The Disciple come out with another one.

Nash held Piper in place for Hogan, but Hot Rod moved and Big Sexy bore the full brunt of the bat to the ribs.

Undeterred, Hollywood went to work on Piper and eventually pinned him.
Your Winners: Hollywood Hogan & Kevin Nash

Afterwards, Nash yelled at Hogan and then set The Giant up for a powerbomb, but Hogan turned on his partner and smashed him across the back with the bat.

No Holds Barred (Raven's Rules) World Championship Wrestling United States Championship
WCW United States Champion Diamond Dallas Page vs. Raven

WCW Spring Stampede 1998 - Raven set to face DDP
Raven had been carrying the belt around with him and even came it second, which would make you think he was the champion, but he was in fact the challenger. This was the kind of confusing stuff that WCW did often.

Either way, he and Page had a wild and awesome no holds barred match that truly delivered.

After some fantastic action, Horace Boulder -disguised as a member of the ring crew- gave Raven the assist to give him the title.
Your Winner: Raven

The following night, Raven would defend the belt against Goldberg, and we all know how that ended.

No Disqualification World Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship
WCW World Heavyweight Champion Sting vs. Macho Man Randy Savage

Compared to the previous no holds barred title match, this was very disappointing, and its rare you'll ever see me saying that about a Macho Man Randy Savage match.

It didn't help that his match with Sting was needlessly overbooked.

At one point, Miss Elizabeth got involved but Savage used her as a shield, pulling her in the way of a Stinger splash.

Officials helped her to the back, but then referee Charles Robinson got squashed too.
WCW Spring Stampede 1998 - Sting set to defend the WCW title against Randy Savage

Savage went up for the big elbow, but Hogan came up and pushed him off the top, then Nash came down and jackknifed Sting.

Why the referee had to get bumped for this to happen when it was a no DQ match anyway is anyone's guess.

Nash then drapsed an unconscious Savage on top of Sting, dragged Lil Naich over, and three seconds later we had a new Champion.
Your Winner and New WCW World Heavyweight Champion: Macho Man Randy Savage

Afterwards, Hogan and The Disciple beat on Nash and Savage until Scott Norton came to break it up.

Though there was a lot to enjoy about Spring Stampede 1998, nothing beyond the Raven/Page match was up to the level of recent WCW PPVs.

Yes, some matches were fun, but the company had given us so much good stuff in the past that this whole thing fell short.

There's far worse events in the world, but nothing here -not even Savage becoming Champion- is worth watching.

1998 events reviewed so far
  1. WWF - Royal Rumble 1998 
  2. WCW - Souled Out 1998
  3. WWF - In Your House 20: No Way Out of Texas 
  4. WCW - Superbrawl 1998
  5. WCW - Uncensored 1998 
  6. WWF - Wrestlemania 14 
More WCW Spring Stampede reviews
  1. WCW Spring Stampede 1997 
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Thursday, 23 August 2018

PPV REVIEW: WWF Wrestlemania 14

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  - Event poster
March 29, 1998,
FleetCenter in Boston, Massachusetts.

Though the now-legendary submission match between Bret 'The Hitman' Hart and Stone Cold Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 13 is often considered a pivotal moment in the World Wrestling Federation's shift towards the edgier, more adult-orientated product of The Attitude Era, that era didn't officially get started until later that year.

What that means, is that tonight's show was the first Wrestlemania of the Attitude Era.

For this writer personally, it also means exciting news.

It means we're almost halfway there.

Long-time readers may know that Retro Pro Wrestling started off as a challenge I set myself to watch and review every Wrestlemania from 1 - 30, so every time I get to a new one I feel a little bit excited about getting that tiny bit closer towards my goal.

Anyway, without further ado, here's what happened when the World Wrestling Federation presented their 14th annual Wrestlemania extravaganza.

Tradition is Alive and Well in the WWF

Our introduction this evening told us that because our headliners were degenerate Shawn Michaels and foul-mouthed SOB Stone Cold Steve Austin, it was tempting to think that tradition and traditional values had been taken away from Wrestlemania.

On the contrary, said our narrator, just because Shawn and Austin were edgier, they were still fighting for the same sense of glory and prestige that everyone from Ernie Ladd and Gorilla Monsoon to Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant had competed for in the past.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, tradition was alive and well in the World Wrestling Federation, and tonight's show would prove that.

Welcome to Wrestlemania

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  - Jim Ross & Jerry 'The King' Lawler
That took us down to the briefest of welcomes from Jim Ross who was, as you guessed, commentating the show with Jerry 'The King' Lawler.

Ross welcomed us as Farooq and Kama Mustafa made their way to the ring for our opening match.

15 Team Battle Royal
Featuring The Headbangers (Mosh & Thrasher), The Godwins (Henry & Phineas Godwin), the Disiciples of the Apocalypse (Skull & 8-Ball), Los Boricuas (Miguel Perez & Savio Vega, Jesus and The Other One), The Nation of Domination (Farooq & Kama Mustafa, Mark Henry & D'Lo Brown), Steve Blackman & Flash Funk, Scott Taylor & Brian Christopher, Chainz & Bradshaw, Rock 'n' Roll Express (Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson), The New Midnight Express (Bombastic Bob & Bodacious Bart), The Quebecers (Pierre Lafite & Jacques Rougeau), The Truth Commison (Sniper & Recon), The Legion of Doom (Hawk & Animal)

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  -  Sunny revealed a new look for herself and The Legion of Doom
This was billed as a 15-team Battle Royal, but really, with random pairings like Bradshaw & Chainz and Flash Funk & Steve Blackman, it was an early example of the 'get everyone on the card' mentality that we've come to expect from modern Wrestlemania booking.

Of course, the highlight was the arrival of The Legion of Doom in their LOD 2000 gimmick with Sunny as their manager.

Sunny looked insanely hot, but Hawk & Animal, who had actually split up and were feuding the week before, looked absolutely ridiculous.

That was the only interesting thing to happen until Hawk & Animal tossed The New Midnight Express out for the win.

Apart from that, this was rubbish.

By the way, did you know that Bob Holly had been with the company since the early 90s but this was his first Wrestlemania and actually only his 8th appearance, his first since his 40-minute showing in the 1996 Royal Rumble?
Your Winners: The Legion of Doom

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  -  Mike Tyson & Shawn Micahels kiss Mike Tyson at the DX Public Work OutAs a result of their win, Hawk & Animal had earned a Tag Team title shot at the following month's In Your House PPV.

Wrestlemania is Everywhere

Prior to our next match, we got a look at some of the promotional activity taking place in the weekend leading up to tonight's show.
This includes clips from the D-Generation-X public work out, a VIP dinner, and some random thing with Flash Funk.

World Wrestling Federation Light Heavyweight Championship
WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Taka Michinoku vs. Aguila

In what was probably his best PPV match to date, Taka Michinoku pulled out all the stops to deliver a brilliant Wrestlemania debut against Aguila.

The challenger was no slouch either, impressing in a very enjoyable effort with lots of innovative spots not usually seen on WWF programming.

After a good back-and-forth battle, Taka landed the Michinoku Driver to retain the title.
Your Winner and Still WWF Light Heavyweight Champion: Taka Michinoku

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  -  Gennifer Flowers asks Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson about running for US President
Up next, we went to a pre-recorded segment which may come back to haunt The Rock if he does ever take his idea to run for president seriously.

Gennifer Flowers, whose sole claim to fame was having sex with President Bill Clinton, asked The People's Intercontinental Champion what he would do if he were the leader of the United States.

True to form, the arrogant heel claimed that 'ruler' would be a more fitting term for him than leader, and that he didn't really give a crap about homelessness, health care, or any of that stuff as long as he was alright.

The segment was just that, 'alright.'

Whilst both The Rock and Ms Flowers did their best, the whole thing felt terribly forced and a little bit awkward.

World Wrestling Federation European Championship
WWF European Champion Triple H (w/ Chyna) vs. Owen Hart

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  -  Triple H heads to ringside to face Owen Hart
The last time we'd seen the European Championship, it had been on the shoulder of Owen Hart at In Your House 20: No Way Out of Texas.

Owen had since lost the belt to arch-rival Triple H, after Hunter attacked Owen's injured ankle and Tim White stopped the match.

So today, we had our rematch, which began with Hunter and Chyna making their way to the ring accompanied by a horrible version of the DX theme, played by the Chris Warren Band.

Chyna and her new boobs were then ordered to be handcuffed to Commissioner Slaughter to prevent her from interfering in the match.

I'm convinced we've seen this play out in another match but for the life of me I can't think which one. Maybe I've just seen this match recently and forgot.

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  -  Chyna was forced to be handcuffed to Sgt. Slaughter
Anyway, this was a solid yet hardly spectacular match which ended when Chyna blinded Slaughter with some powder and low-blowed Owen.

A Pedigree later, and we were done here.
Your Winner and Still WWF European Champion: Triple H

Up next, we got a video package reminding us of the complicated rivalry between team of Luna Vachon and The Artist Formerly Known as Goldust, and Marc Mero and Sable.

If you need a reminder, it basically goes like this:

Marc Mero was jealous of Sable's popularity and had done all he could to demean and embarrass her, including hiring Goldust to dress up as his wife and rub his chest.

Meanwhile, Goldie's Mistress/Manager Luna had decided to hate Sable, and the feeling was mutual, then at some point Mero and Goldust had fallen out, and thus we had ourselves a match.

Mixed Tag Match
The Artist Formerly Known as Goldust & Luna Vachon vs. Marvellous Marc Mero & Sable

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  -  Sable & Marc Mero vs. Luna Vachon & Goldust
As this one got underway, Jim Ross reminded us that this was only the third mixed tag match in Wrestlemania history, with the first featuring Goldust's father and then-current nWo member Dusty Rhodes teaming up with Saphire to take on The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase and Sensational Sherri at Wrestlemania 6.

Honestly, I racked my brains trying to think of the second one but couldn't, and had to Google it. I still can't find it, so I assume either JR was on crack or there was something I'm missing.

The actual match here was supremely enjoyable, with everyone playing their roles to perfection and delivering a surprise highlight of the evening so far.

As the most popular star in the match -and of the entire show up to this point- Sable blew the roof off when she hit Luna with the TKO for the win.
Your Winners: Marc Mero & Sable

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  -  Jeff Jarrett escorted special guest ring announcer Gennifer Flowers to ringside
Up next, Tennesee Lee, better known as Col. Parker and last seen on PPV at WCW World War 3 1996, introduced Gennifer Flowers Jeff Jarrett, who came out in his country singer gimmick, the very same country singer gimmick he'd ridiculed only a few months before during the big worked-shoot promo he'd made on his big return to the company.

The most puzzling bit, is that it was only a few weeks before that Jarrett had been doing his NWA North American Champion gimmick.

Anyway, Jarrett and Lee were just there to accompany Flowers as she did special guest ring announcing for the next match.

World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship
WWF Intercontinental Champion The Rock (w/ D'Lo Brown, Kama Mustafa, and Mark Henry) vs. Ken Shamrock

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  -  The Rock, with the Nation of Domination heads out to face Ken Shamrock
In a return match following their previous encounter at Royal Rumble 1998, The Rock defended the Intercontinental Championship against Ken Shamrock in a short but explosive contest that continued Wrestlemania 14's run of quality bouts.

At one point, the champion blasted his opponent full on in the face with a steel chair, but Shamrock kicked out, slapped on the ankle lock, and won the Intercontinental Championship:
Your Winner and New WWF Intercontinental Champion: Ken Shamrock

Afterwards, Shamrock lost his damn mind and beat up the rest of The Nation then put a beaten and bloodied Rock back in the ankle lock and refused to let go.

Farooq came down, teased helping The Rock but then -because the two had been having a power struggle as of late- decided against it and wandered off.

A gaggle of referees and officials came down, but Shamrock had lost it and just suplexed the crap out of some referees and officials you'd never seen before and were obviously indie workers hired to take the suplex.

Because of Shamrock's insanity, referee Mike Chioda reversed his decision and gave the title back to The Rock.
Your Winner and Still WWF Intercontinental Champion: The Rock

That decision only pissed off Shamrock even further, so he pushed The Rock off the stretcher the EMTs had placed him on, and beat him up some more.

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  -  The New Age Outlaws lost the WWF tag titles to Cactus Jack & Chainsaw CharlieDumpster Match for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship
WWF Tag Team Champions The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg Jesse James & Bad Ass Billy Gunn) vs. Cactus Jack & Chainsaw Charlie

Making his first Wrestlemania appearance since Wrestlemania 2, Terry Funk was still using the Chainsaw Charlie name despite dropping all other aspects of the gimmick.

Here, he teamed with Cactus Jack to take on The New Age Outlaws in a no holds barred match in which the only way to win was to dump your opponents in a dumpster and slam the lid shut.

The match was disjointed and disappointing, but did provide a few genuinely cool moments, including that often-replayed spot in why'd Cactus Jack and Bad Ass Billy Gunn got knocked off a ladder and crashed into the dumpster.

The action then spilled backstage, making it the first PPV of the Attitude Era where backstage brawling was part of a match, but actually, the second time in Wrestlemania history where it had happened (the first was Savage vs. Crush at Wrestlemania 10).

There, Cactus dumped the champs onto a wooden pallet. Funk then lifted the pallet using a forklift truck and dumped them into a different dumpster to win the titles.
Your Winners and New WWF Tag Team Champions: Cactus Jack & Chainsaw Charlie

The following night on Raw, it would be revealed that because Cactus & Chainsaw had used the wrong dumpster, their big win was null and void.

Still, it gave us a fun moment on the show, especially with Terry celebrating like he and Jack had legitimately just won a war. Nobody sold emotion like Terry Funk.

Pete Rose Gets Tombstoned

Out next, Howard Finkle introduced Pete Rose, a man he called 'a future Hall of Famer.'

Either Finkle meant the Baseball Hall of Fame, or he knew more about the future of the WWF than any of us realised.

Rose came down and immediately turned heel, ripping into the Boston crowd because their team were bad at baseball.

Rose was surprisingly good as a heel, though not as good as Kane who, despite being the heel in his rivalry with The Undertaker, got a huge babyface pop when he came out and tombstoned the baseball legend.

Kane (w/ Paul Bearer) vs. The Undertaker

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  -  Undertaker went 7-0 against Kane
This all technically began a year ago, in the wake of The Undertaker's title win at Wrestlemania 13.

In order to manage the champion, Paul Bearer had blackmailed his former charge by threatening to reveal a big secret if Undertaker didn't do everything he said.

Eventually, Bearer revealed that secret anyway, telling the world that The Undertaker had killed his parents in a fire but that his younger brother, Kane had survived.

Kane then made his debut at In Your House 18: Badd Blood by attacking his brother at the end of the first Hell in a Cell match, but Undertaker had refused to fight his brother until Kane locked him in a casket and set it on fire at the Royal Rumble.

After that, it was on, and man was it on.

This turned out to be The Undertaker's best Wrestlemania match so far, though I get that, given previous matches included Wrestlemania 9's Giant Gonzales abomination and a squash against Jimmy Snuka at Wrestlemania 7, that isn't really saying much.

Still, this was everything it needed to be, with Kane matching his brother in every way and pushing The Phenom to his very limits.

Not only did this tell a great story, it also ensured we'd take Kane seriously as a top contender down the line.

After a decent battle that did drag in places, well, you know the ending;

The Undertaker went 7-0.

The streak lived on.
Your Winner: The Undertaker

The Undertaker's celebration was cut short by Paul Bearer, who brought a chair into the ring.

'Taker struck Bearer, but Kane recovers from his loss and beat his brother with the chair before tombstoning him onto it.

Selling the beating like a pro, Undertaker sat up, but staggered weakly to the back.

Respect for The Legends

Prior to the main event, we got a video package where legends Classy Freddie Blassie, Gorilla Monsoon, and The Big Cat Ernie Ladd told us that there were no high-flying moves or 'fancy flashing lights,' in their day, but they still fought with honour and pride and all that good stuff, and respected and cheered for today's current crop of superstars.

A video recapping the rivalry between Shawn Michaels and Steve Austin followed, and then it was onto our main event.

World Wrestling Federation Championship
WWF Champion Shawn Michaels vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Special Enforcer: Mike Tyson

WWE / WWF - Wrestlemania 14 Review  -  Mike Tyson celebrates with new WWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin
Having sided with D-Generation-X in the build up to tonight's event, special Enforcer Mike Tyson came down to a version of the theme music later used by X-Pac.

Meanwhile, Michaels took a moment backstage to dedicate the match to Earl Hebner, who was in intensive care receiving treatment.

Austin was here as the heir apparent, and this one was on.

After an explosive opening, Triple H ran interference, prompting referee Mike Chioda to order both Hunter and Chyna to leave the ringside area.

Down to one-on-one, Michaels and Austin stole the show in a fantastic main event that blew their previous meeting at King of the Ring 1997 right out of the water.

They wrestled in the ring, they brawled on the outside, and at all times they proved why they would both go down as among pro wrestling's all-time greats.

After a long and awesome match, Chioda took a tumble, Austin nailed the Stone Cold Stunner, and Mike Tyson made the three count.
Your Winner and NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion: Stone Cold Steve Austin

Post-match, Stone Cold tossed Iron Mike an Austin 3:16 t-shirt as a show of respect which Tyson raised to the crowd, much to the chagrin of the fallen Shawn Michaels.

The Heartbreak Kid confronted Tyson about his betrayal and even punched him, but the professional boxer hit back and knocked Michaels out cold before celebrating with the new WWF Champion to close the show.

That, ladies and gentlemen, was the last time we'd see Shawn Michaels compete for the company before the name change to WWE, and also the last time we'd see the famous Winged Eagle title defended.

And so the first Wrestlemania of the Attitude Era was officially in the record books, and if the whole of that era could match this one show in terms of quality, then fans were in for an absolute treat over the coming months and years.

From top to bottom, this was a highly enjoyable show, with only the tag team title match and parts of Undertaker/Kane feeling a little underwhelming.

Sure, the Attitude Era had officially started in the wake of the 1997 Survivor Series (at least it had if you believe WWE's version of events), but tonight we saw the dawning of the Age of Austin, and things were about to get very, very interesting.

1998 events reviewed so far
  1. WWF - Royal Rumble 1998 
  2. WCW - Souled Out 1998
  3. WWF - In Your House 20: No Way Out of Texas 
  4. WCW - Superbrawl 1998
  5. WCW - Uncensored 1998 
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Retro Pro Wrestling

New reviews of classic WWF/WWE events recalling every moment from Wrestlemania 1 - 30. You'll also find reviews of WCW, ECW, TNA and the occasional indie event, along with a look at old school magazines, merchandise and more.