Mega Powers Running Wild!

The legendary 'Macho man' Randy Savage teams up with 'The Immortal' Hulk Hogan to take on Ted Dibiase and Andre The Giant in the first ever WWF Summerslam!

Shawn Micahels vs. Mankind

The Heartbreak Kid defends the WWF Championship against Mankind in a thrilling main event at WWF In Your House: Mind Games.

The Birth of the nWo

From Hulk Hogan's shocking turn at WCW Bash at the Beach 1996 to the addition of Ted Dibiase, THe Giant Syxx and more, relive the very beginning of the New World Order.

Austin 3:16 Says I Just Kicked Your Ass

It's one of the most famous promos of all time; Stone Cold Steve Austin wins the 1996 King of The Ring and serves notice on all the WWF superstars. Check it out in our complete review

Wrestlemania 12 Review

The boyhood dream comes true as Shawn Michaels battles champion Bret 'The Hitman' Hart in a classic 1-hour iron man match. Plus, Diesel vs. Undertaker and more.

WCW Fall Brawl 1996 Review

Was Sting in cahoots with the New World Order? Would Lex Luger be able to get along with the Four Horsemen as they faced the nWo in War Games? Find out in this review

Thursday, 8 November 2018

PPV REVIEW: WCW Fall Brawl 1998

WCW Fall Brawl 1998 - Event poster
September 13, 1998 
Lawrence Joel Veterans Memorial Coliseum, Winston-Salem, North Carolina. 

A Dusty Rhodes creation inspired by the Mel Gibson blockbuster Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, the War Games cage match was one of the most unique and most popular contributions made to pro wrestling by the NWA/WCW. 

Year after year, the match was wheeled out.

Year after year, it worked.

Nothing had to change. No special gimmicks or bonus features had to be added to keep it popular.

The match itself was so simple in both its premise and execution that to this day, long-term fans still remember the early War Games matches fondly.

So if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right?

You'd think so, but this was WCW remember?

This was a company who, after kicking ass left, right and centre in the Monday Night Wars, was rapidly becoming a victim of its own success and spiralling out of control, one bad decision at a time. 

So tonight, we had ourselves a three-team WarGames match with new rules. 

Would fixing what wasn't broken prove effective for WCW? Or was this just another bad decision that would send the company spinning closer towards its demise? 

Let's head to Winston-Salem to find out. 

Professional Wrestling's Most Dangerous Night

WCW Fall Brawl 1998 - Mike Tenay, Tony Schiavone, and Bobby 'The Brain' HeenanWe began tonight with a video package introducing us to the participants in tonight's three-team War Games match.

Clearly, somebody in WCW production had finally decided to watch the WWF's product, because, although this wasn't as good as some of the dramatic, emotionally charged openings presented by the Titan Sports crew.

 It was far slicker and far better put together than the usual cheesy, poor-quality videos World Championship Wrestling normally started their Pay Per Views with.

As always, the opening video led us to a welcome from Tony Schiavone and the introduction of his broadcast colleagues Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan and Iron Mike Tenay.

Schiavone told us that tonight was "professional wrestling's most dangerous night" and that tonight's War Games match had different "sudden death" rules.

This meant that anyone could win the match for their team at any time rather than needing all competitors in the ring before a submission could take place.

We also found out that Bret 'The Hitman' Hart and Diamond Dallas Page would be the first two men to compete in War Games tonight, after which Tony told us that there was something serious going on backstage that we had to take a look at.

The way Schiavone worded this, it was as though whatever was occurring backstage had something to do with tonight's main event.

Instead, it was just Ernest 'The Cat' Miller being held back by WCW security and yelling his "I'm the greatest" catchphrase.

"Ernest Miller has had a lot of problems with people not thinking he's great," said Schiavone, which for some reason sounded hilarious.

Chris Jericho Announces a Match with Goldberg

WCW Fall Brawl 1998 - Mean Gene Okerlund interviews Chris Jericho
Up next, we went to the usual Mean Gene Okerlund segment where Gene would shill some of the undercard matches and remind us to call 1-900-909-9900.

Instead, he got no further than telling us about a Dean Malenko/Curt Hennig match which sounded awesome before he was interrupted by Television Champion Chris Jericho.

One of the most entertaining acts in pro wrestling during 1998, Jericho was a riot as he informed us that Goldberg had been calling him all day.

Apparently, the two had agreed to settle their differences in a Champion vs. Champion match later on in the show.

The crowd lapped it up like it was legit whilst the announcers basically made it clear that we shouldn't get our hopes up.

With that, it was onto our opening match.

The Dancing Fools (Disco Inferno & Alex Wright) vs. The British Bulldog & Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart.

As a big Davey Boy Smith fan (we come from the same hometown, dontcha know?), it saddens me to watch how poorly he was used in his second WCW run.

Whether it was because the company weren't invested in him that Davey Boy had quite obviously stopped giving a crap (he looked bloated and terrible here), or whether it was because he'd stopped giving a crap that the company weren't invested in him I couldn't tell you.

But, what I could tell you is that despite being in bad shape, Bulldog and Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart worked well together to put on a passable opening contest against Disco Inferno and Alex Wright.

Whilst this was a far cry from the kind of five-star opening matches WCW used to put on their PPVs, it still did its job well and was a decent effort in its own right.

After a fairly long battle, The Englishman picked up Disco and hit him with his patented Powerslam to pick up the win for his team.
Your Winners: The British Bulldog and Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart.

Note: It was only after I'd watched this match that I realised this was the one where Bulldog landed awkwardly on Warrior's trapdoor and was so injured he wouldn't compete in WCW again. He'd later go back to WWF but was never the same.

Scott Steiner is Fake-Injured Again

WCW Fall Brawl 1998 - Mean Gene interviews Scott Steiner & Buff Bagwelll
Backstage, Scott Steiner and Buff Bagwell  attempted to pull the exact same stunt they'd pulled at last month's Road Wild 1998.

They told Mean Gene that Scott was injured and that they had an official document from a doctor called Cecil Schwartz who had declared that Steiner was in no fit state to compete.

Comically, Steiner even wore a tiny band-aid on his enormous arms and kept pointing to it as if it was going to prove how injured he was.

Whilst Buff and Scotty may have been entertaining, they weren't exactly convincing, so it came as no surprise that J.J. Dillon was having none of it.

He arrived on the scene next, ripped up the "bogus" doctor's note and reminded them of the stipulation he had laid down back at Road Wild:

If Scott Steiner didn't compete against his brother Rick Steiner tonight, he would be banned from WCW for life.

Up next, it was time for Chris Jericho to troll the entire wrestling world.

World Championship Wrestling Television Champion Chris Jericho vs. "Goldberg"

WCW Fall Brawl 1998 Review: This fake Goldberg battled Chris Jericho
Heading out for the title vs. title match he'd promised us earlier, Jericho emerged from his dressing room flanked by Jericho Personal Security (one of whom was Ralphus, who looked like he'd been possessed) in a mockery of Goldberg's usual entrance, then paid tribute to Spinal Tap by getting lost backstage (as mentioned in A Lion's Tale: Around the World in Spandex).

When Jericho finally did make it to the ring, it wasn't World Champion Goldberg who came out to face him, but a short, tubby bald guy who looked like how Goldberg would look if he was one of those rubber thumb wrestlers from the 1980s.

The whole thing was played for laughs but got a big "BULLSHIT!" chant from the live crowd instead.

Naturally, Jericho destroyed his opponent then put him away with the Walls of Jericho.
Your Winner: Chris Jericho

Backstage in the "Internet Location," Rick Steiner told Lee Marshall that he had no choice but to kick his brother's ass.

WCW Fall Brawl 1998 Review: Rick Steiner talks to Lee Marshall
Curiously, Steiner forgot about the kind of snappy, nasal accent he normally had on TV and spoke "normally."

Up next, we saw a pre-recorded segment in which Mike Tenay attempted an interview with current WWE official Scott Armstrong and his brother Steve Armstrong.

The interview was interrupted by Ernest Miller who attacked the Armstrongs before being confronted by Norman Smiley.

As the two were pulled apart by officials, The Cat called out the most menacing insult imaginable:

"You can't dance with me!"

All of this had to lead somewhere, which is why we got the following match.

Norman Smiley vs. Ernest 'The Cat' Miller

WCW Fall Brawl 1998 Review: Ernest Miller gives Norman Smiley five seconds to leave the ring
I swear this show was shaping up more like an episode of Nitro than a major PPV. Even the Jericho stuff, whilst entertaining for what it was, would have easily been better suited to TV than a big event like this.

Anyway, blowing off the "Ernest Miller is Mad Because Nobody Thinks He's Great" thing, The Cat next came down to the ring and told his opponent Norman Smiley that even though he could tear him apart in five seconds, he didn't really want to because they were both "brothers."

Instead, Miller said that he was going to turn his back, and if Smiley didn't leave the ring by the count of five, he would "eat him alive."

Obviously, Smiley didn't leave (because what would have been the point in that?) and decked The Cat instead, leading to another reasonable outing.

Whilst 'reasonable' may not be bad, I'll remind you that Fall Brawl was typically one of the company's biggest pay per views, and we were already three matches in without anything exciting to watch.

Sure, Smiley got a big pop for his delayed vertical suplex on Miller (for good reason too, it looked awesome), but again, this could have worked better as a filler match on Nitro rather than a main attraction on a PPV.

After several minutes of not-very-exciting action, Miller slapped Smiley with a spinning roundhouse kick for the win.
Your Winner: Ernest Miller

Prior to the next match, we were reminded that Scott Steiner had turned on his brother Rick at Superbrawl VIII, and how the two would feud for the rest of the year leading up to tonight.

Scott Steiner (w/ Buff Bagwell) vs. Rick Steiner

WCW Fall Brawl 1998 Review: Big Poppa Pump poses before his match with Rick Steiner
Rick Steiner came out with his new theme music, which was a rip off of Welcome to the Jungle.

Hitting the ring with intensity, The Dog Faced Gremlin laid into Big Poppa Pump in what was -to a point- the most exciting match on the show so far.

Finally getting his revenge, Rick battered his brother inside and outside of the ring, much to the delight of the audience who finally came alive for this.

After a while, Scott cut off his brother's momentum with two low-blows behind the referee's back, but even that couldn't derail what looked set to be a solid grudge match.

However, this was WCW.

Let me rephrase that:

This was WCW at its worse.

Totally turning what looked to be a good match into an absolute farce, Rick Steiner hit Buff Bagwell, who collapsed on the apron and began complaining that Steiner had reinjured his neck, the same neck he'd just had surgery on.

This was apparently so serious that referee Mark Curtis decided to stop the match because of an injury to somebody who wasn't in the match in the first place.
No contest

For the second time on this show, the crowds chanted "BULLSHIT!"

This time, I couldn't agree more.

For the next ten solid minutes, Fall Brawl 1998 ground to a halt.

A host of EMTs all came down, put Bagwell on a stretcher and led him into an ambulance. All the while, the announcers commentating as though this were a shoot.

Once both Steiner and Buff were in the ambulance, they immediately left again, revealing the whole thing to be a rouse and attacking Rick Steiner.

Again, this lasted easily 10 minutes.

Bullshit indeed.

World Championship Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship
WCW Cruiserweight Champion Juventud Guerrera vs. Silver King

WCW Fall Brawl 1998 Review: WCW Cruiserweight Champion Juventud Guerrera
The best praise you can give to Juventud Guerrera vs. Silver King is that over the course of the match, the crowd went from still being angry and frustrated with the show in general and the Buff Bagwell thing in particular (even venting their frustrations by chanting for Goldberg) to actually getting really into the match and rooting for Juvi to get the job done.

As it turns out, both men were the most motivated wrestlers to hit the ring so far, and despite a couple of sloppy moves, this turned out to be the best match on the card so far.

I grant you, that isn't exactly saying much, and as cruiserweight title matches ago, this one isn't going to end up in any "best of" collections any time soon.

Still, it was actually exciting, and on a show like this, that's the best you could ask for.

Juvi hit the Juvi Driver to retain the gold in case you cared (which nobody in Winston-Salem did on this night).
Your Winner and Still Cruiserweight Champion: Juventud Guerrera

Meanwhile, out in the 'Internet Location,' Konnan began talking to Lee Marshall about his upcoming match with Scott Hall. Konnan had no sooner told us that Hall was going through some 'personal stuff' than The Bad Guy himself showed up, wasted and clutching a beer.

The two got into an argument and Hall, naturally, threw his beer onto K-Dogg.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this was during the infamous 'Last Call Scott Hall' run.

Alcoholism = Buy Rate, obviously.

The Saturn vs. Raven Rivalry Comes to An End

WCW Fall Brawl 1998 Review: Raven gets ready for battle against Saturn
Prior to the next match, we took an extended look back at the rivalry between Raven and Saturn.

Without recapping the entire history between the two, we started with Lodi promising to leave The Flock if Saturn could beat him, but insisting that Saturn be his servant if he (Lodi) won.

Lodi must have won because we then had several weeks of Raven and Kanyon (who was now aligned with Raven) using Saturn's servitude to Lodi to get under his skin, even interrupting a match Saturn had with a young Nick 'Eugene' Dinsmore.

This all came to a head tonight, where if Saturn won, Raven would have to 'Set the Flock Free' but if Saturn won, he would have to be Raven's servant for the rest of his career.

Raven's Rules Match
Raven (w/ Lodi and Kanyon) vs. Saturn

Apparently, a new stipulation had been added which stated that Kanyon had to be handcuffed to the ring post to stop him interfering.

WCW Fall Brawl 1998 Review: Saturn gets ready for battle against Raven
"I am not an animal!" yelled Kanyon. "I'm not the Elephant Man!"

I don't care, that was funny.

With Kanyon handcuffed, the keys were handed the referee, making a ref bump at some point in the match just inevitable.

This really was a match of two halves.

Everything that took place before the obligatory run-in by The Flock was tedious to the point of being unbearable.

Then, everything after the likes of Scotty Riggs and Horace Boulder made their cameos was so dramatic and exciting you'd be forgiven for thinking it was a Wrestlemania main event.


The real turning point came when Kidman arrived and turned his back on Raven by planting the Flock leader with a top-rope dropkick.

The crowd went BANANA for that, and from that point on Raven and Saturn had every single person in the arena eating out of the palm of their hand.

It truly was a work of art that made the first ninety minutes of the show worth suffering through.

After an emotional journey (including the inevitable ref bump), Saturn landed the Death Valley Driver to earn his freedom and the freedom of The Flock.
Your Winner: Saturn

Afterwards, Tony Schiavone gave us an update on Hacksaw Jim Duggan, who had been taken out with a cancerous tumour. The good news was Duggan was doing well and beating cancer.

In a touching moment, all the announcers gave us a "Hooo!" in tribute to Hacksaw.

Interestingly, it would be a year from now, at Fall Brawl 1999, that Duggan would return to action. Shortly after, WCW decided to honour a man who had just beaten cancer by saddling him with a janitor gimmick.

This company, seriously.

Speaking of weird decisions WCW had made, the company had previously booked Curt Hennig vs. Dean Malenko in a cage on Nitro and were now doing the return match -a generic singles match- here on Pay Per View.

Surely that's the very definition of backwards booking?

Curt Hennig (w/ Rick Rude) vs. Dean Malenko

WCW Fall Brawl 1998 Review: Dean Malenko vs. Curt Hennig
Booking aside, this was a short yet decent encounter which saw Deano Machino go after Hennig's previously injured leg and work it over and over again.

Though not the technical spectacle this could have been, it was still fun for what it was and ended when Rick Rude ran in to stop The Ice Man from pinning Hennig with Hennig's own fisherman suplex.
Your Winner by Disqualification: Dean Malenko

Afterwards, Rude and Hennig both put the boots to their rival until Arn Anderson -who had been grooming Malenko to take his place in an upcoming Four Horsemen reunion- ran in.

Anderson's goal was to make the save here, but instead, he just got his ass handed to him. Rude and Hennig worked over Arn's arm because he had an arm-wrestling contest against Eric Bischoff coming up in which the future of Ric Flair's WCW career was at stake.

That would take place soon on Thunder.

Releasing the Havoc of Halloween

Prior to the next match, we got a commercial for next month's Halloween Havoc. It tried to be all scary and sinister but actually came off as quite silly because it had a druid carrying a big, shiny pumpkin.

World Championship Wrestling World Tag Team Champion Scott Hall (w/ Vincent) vs. Konnan

Speaking from personal experience, I can tell you that alcoholism really isn't funny.

Unfortunately, nobody bothered to tell World Championship Wrestling that.

The company were playing Scott Hall's drink problems as a storyline, and here they had him come out either actually wasted or doing a very good impression of someone who was wasted.

Knowing with hindsight how hard Hall would fall off the wagon and the journey that lay ahead for him, this was painful to watch, and not just because it sucked.

After slurring his way through his usual survey, Hall made it clear that he really had no interest in wrestling, and would frequently go to get a sip of his drink from Vincent.

Whilst that was part of the story of the match, when Hall was actually supposed to be "wrestling" he clearly had no concern about doing his job properly.

At one point, he slapped a surfboard onto Konnan that looked so weak and pathetic you almost felt embarrassed for Konnan who, to his credit, sold it like the most painful move in the world.

After a disaster of a match, K-Dogg slapped on the Tequila Sunrise and won the match.
Your Winner: Konnan

I forgot to mention earlier that, despite being a three-team event, the main event was unofficially every man for himself, with the winner earning a title shot against Goldberg (who, as champion, wasn't even on this show) at Halloween Havoc.

War Games
Team nWo Black & White (Hollywood Hulk Hogan, WCW United States Champion Bret 'The Hitman' Hart and Stevie Ray) vs. Team Wolfpac (Kevin Nash, Sting and Lex Luger) vs. Team WCW (Diamond Dallas Page, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Warrior)

It says a lot about this company that this was the WCW PPV debut of the man better known as  Ultimate Warrior yet not once had the announcers even mentioned it, let alone made a big deal out of it.

Whilst I won't tell you that Warrior had suddenly become a great wrestler, he did look to be in impressive shape, looking just as good as he did back in his early-90s heyday.

Sadly, Warrior's appearance was literally the only impressive that happened in this match.

After a couple of minutes where barely anything happened, Hulk Hogan snuck in early and laid out everybody except for Stevie Ray with one of Ray's Slap Jacks (to this day, I still don't know what a Slap Jack actually is).

The ring then filled with smoke and a fake Warrior appeared, who Hogan beat down. The smoke then filled the ring again, only this time the real Warrior ran from the dressing room and went after Hogan.

Hogan bailed and locked Warrior in the cage, but Warrior broke out and gave chase.

With everyone distracted by that, Diamond Dallas Page hit Stevie Ray with the Diamond Cutter and won the match.

Nobody cared.
Your Winner: Diamond Dallas Page

I mean really, nobody cared. You had a bunch of certified legends in that ring, but it could have easily have been a bunch of jobbers for all it mattered.

Save for a bit of Jericho comedy and a riveting second half of the Saturn/Raven match, this was the third terrible WCW PPV in a row, if not the fourth or the fifth.

There once was a time when the company were tearing it up on every show, but those days seem so very, very long ago.

Secretly, I've committed to reviewing every WCW show from the start of the nWo in 1996 to the company's closure in 2001. I can't tell you how glad I am that I've only got two more years of WCW shows to go if this is any indication of how bad things are going to get.

1998 events reviewed so far
  1. WWF - Royal Rumble 1998 
  2. WCW - Souled Out 1998
  3. WWF - In Your House 20: No Way Out of Texas 
  4. WCW - Superbrawl 1998
  5. WCW - Uncensored 1998 
  6. WWF - Wrestlemania 14 
  7. WCW Spring Stampede 1998
  8. WWF - In Your House 21: Unforgiven
  9. WCW Slamboree 1998
  10. WWF - In Your House 22: Over The Edge
  11. WCW Great American Bash 1998 
  12. WWF - King of the Ring 1998
  13. WCW - Bash at the Beach 1998 
  14. WWF - In Your House 23: Fully Loaded 
  15. WCW - Road Wild 1998
  16. WWF - Summerslam 1998
Other WCW Fall Brawl Reviews
    Be the first to catch the latest Retro Pro Wrestling reviews by following on Facebook or Twitter @RetroPWrestling.

    Thursday, 1 November 2018

    PPV REVIEW: WWF Summerslam 1998

    August 30, 1998
    Madison Square Garden

    It had been ten years since Madison Square Garden had hosted it's first Summerslam back in the halcyon days of 1998. 

    Back then, valiant heroes The Mega Powers had joined forces to wage war with the dastardly Mega Bucks and larger-than-life superstar The Ultimate Warrior had run roughshod over the cowardly Honky Tonk Man en route to his first Intercontinental championship.

    In the decade that passed a lot -nay, everything- had changed about the World Wrestling Federation.

    Gone were the cartoon-like superheroes and family-friendly storylines. Gone were the familiar voices of the likes of Gorilla Monsoon and Mean Gene Okerlund as they guided us through the stories.

    Gone too was the entire roster, with not one man who performed on the 1988 show competing in 1998.

    In their place were a new crop of younger, talented wrestlers, who drank, swore, and brawled like they were in a bar fight rather than a pro wrestling ring. 

    These rude and crude wrestlers brought with them edgier stories that pushed the boundaries. They brought with them violence and mayhem. 

    And yes, they brought with them plenty of attitude

    Here's what happened when Madison Square Garden played host to the first Summerslam of the Attitude Era. 

    A Hot Summer's Night in New York

    WWE / WWF Summerslam 1998 - Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler called the actionOur show tonight began with an opening video package recounting the recent drama between WWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin and his number one contender, The Undertaker.

    It had become apparent that after months of feuding, including two memorable matches at Wrestlemania 14 and Unforgiven: In Your House, The Undertaker and Kane were now on the same page.

    How would this deadly alliance affect tonight's main event?

    How would Stone Cold Steve Austin survive a two-on-one attack by the Brothers of Destruction?

    What other obstacles could Evil Overlord Vince McMahon throw in arch-nemesis Austin's path?

    All these questions, and more, would hopefully be answered tonight.

    The video over, Jim Ross told us it was a hot, sweaty summer's night before welcoming us to Madison Square Garden and introducing his broadcast colleague, Jerry 'The King' Lawler.

    With that, it was on to our opening contest.

    World Wrestling Federation European Championship
    WWF European Champion D'Lo Brown vs. Val Venis

    WWE / WWF Summerslam 1998 - Val Venis - "Helllooooo Ladies!"
    With the better part of twenty minutes to play with, reigning champion D'Lo Brown and challenger Val Venis put on as solid an opening match as you could expect from the two at this stage of their careers.

    Whilst I won't lie to you and tell you it was a five-star classic, it was hugely enjoyable and very compelling from start to finish.

    Speaking of the finish, that saw Val steal D'Lo's chest protector and attempt to leap off the top rope with it. Instead, referee Jimmy Korderas tried to stop Val and accidentally ended up pushing him so that Val crotched the ropes.

    Seeking revenge, Val recovered and shoved the referee, causing the DQ.
    Your Winner via Disqualification: Val Venis

    Compensating for the disappointing result, Val made the MSG crowd happy by bodyslamming Korderas and hitting him with The Money Shot.

    Mankind is Upset

    WWE / WWF Summerslam 1998 - Michael Cole interviews Mankind
    Out in the back, Michael Cole tried to get a word with Mankind, who was inspecting a battered hearse which had been destroyed by Stone Cold on the episode of Sunday Night Heat which took place just before the show.

    Mankind was upset because that was apparently his ride home, but he still held onto hope that he could shove Kane in the back of it as revenge for Kane abandoning him.

    It was at that point that Foley produced a sledgehammer, announcing that he hoped to use it later. Somewhere in the locker room, Triple H suddenly had an idea...

    Four-Versus-Three Handicap Match
    The Oddities (Golga, Giant Silva and Kurgan w/ Luna Vachon and The Insane Clown Posse) vs. Kai En Tai (Taka Michinoku, Mens Teoh, Dick Togo and Sho Funaki w/ Yamaguchi-San)

    "Well, folks, this was never advertised as a classic," said Jr halfway through this one.

    It's just as well, because a classic it certainly wasn't.

    That's not to say it was total garbage.

    WWE / WWF Summerslam 1998 - Golga & Kurgan of The Oddities faced Kai En Tai
    Right from the outset, it became obvious that this was intended to be a comedy match; the diminutive Kai En Tai trying to outsmart and outwrestle the gargantuan Oddities.

    On that level (and that level alone) it worked. This was dumb fun from bell to bell and this writer for one found it very amusing.

    After several stupid but funny spots, Kurgan and Giant Silva delivered double chokeslams to all four Kai En Tai members, then Golga splashed them all and pinned all four simultaneously.
    Your Winners: The Oddities.

    Seguing into the next segment, Ross showed us some WWF busses parked outside the arena.

    Admittedly, they did look pretty cool.

    Hair vs. Hair Match
    Jeff Jarrett (w/ Southern Justice) vs. X-Pac (w/ Howard Finkle)

    Earlier, on Heat, Jeff Jarrett had beaten up Howard Finkle and shaved his head, so Fink came out with X-Pac, did three very clumsy crotch-chops, and told Jeff to suck it before serving as 'Pac's second for the match.

    WWE / WWF Summerslam 1998 - X-Pac, Howard Finkle and The Headbangers cut off Jeff Jarrett's hair
    Poor Howard, bless him. He really did give his new role as X-Pac's temporary manager all he had, but he looked so awkward and uncomfortable the whole time that you couldn't help but feel for him.

    That aside, this was a terrific match, and up there among 'Pac's biggest moments in his WWF/E career.

    Both he and Jeff Jarrett brought their A-Game and it paid off, resulting in a super hot finish from start to end.

    The end came when Southern Justice ran in with Jeff's guitar.

    Dennis Knight took a swing at X-Pac, who ducked, grabbed the guitar and waylaid Jarrett with it. A three count later, and we'd soon be saying goodbye to Jarrett's famous long, blonde hair for the rest of his career.
    Your Winner: X-Pac

    Afterwards, the New Age Outlaws ran in to see off Southern Justice whilst The Headbangers and Droz came to hold Jarrett down.

    Whilst Double J quite loudly called everybody a 'piece of shit, ' Pac tried to shave Jarrett's head and failed due to some faulty clippers.

    Not to be denied, he procured some scissors from somewhere and he and Fink took turns cutting shaving Jarrett's heair, all whilst Jarrett himself protested to Mike Chioda about getting hit over the head with a guitar.

    The Rock Lays the Smack Down

    WWE / WWF Summerslam 1998 - Intercontinental Champion The Rock talks to Michael Cole
    After Doc Hendrix briefly revealed the Octagon-like cage structure for tonight's Lion's Den match between Ken Shamrock and Owen Hart, Michael Cole reminded us, and The Rock, about The Great One laying the smack down to Triple H's famously dodgy leg earlier on Heat.

    As entertaining as ever, Rock threatened "slap the yellow off [Cole's] teeth" before promising to destroy the DX leader in their upcoming ladder match. I can't even tell you how excited I am to get to that match, but first, this:

    Marc Mero & Jacqueline vs. Sable & Edge

    Making his PPV debut, Edge was revealed as Sable's mystery partner for this mixed tag team match against her estranged husband Marc Mero and his new lady, Jacqueline.

    The result was a fun contest that delivered more entertainment than you might expect.

    No, it wasn't a classic, but few matches are and that's why the ones that are a classic actually stand out.

    Instead, this was a very enjoyable match that served its purpose well, and ended when Edge hit the Downward Spiral on Mero before helping Sable to splash the Marvelous one for the win.
    Your Winners: Sable & Edge

    WWE / WWF Summerslam 1998 - Vince McMahon talks to Mankind backstage
    Out in the back, Michael Cole once again spent time with Mankind, informing him that his tag team partner Kane, with whom he held the tag team titles, was definitely a no-show.

    A panic-stricken Foley was convinced that there was no way he could defend the titles on his own and would have to call off the match.

    "But Mankind, the people expect to get their money's worth," said Cole, prompting Mick, getting more and more agitated by the second, to suggest Cole should be his partner.

    It's a shame Nicholas hadn't even been born yet.

    As Foley bolted, Vince McMahon turned up to give him a fatherly pep talk, even promising that he'd somehow get Mick into the Madison Square Garden Hall of Fame if he went out into the ring.

    "But Vince," protested the petrified wrestler, "I don't have a weapon, I don't have my sledgehammer or anything."

    Always one to focus on solutions rather than problems, Vince walked off and returned brandishing a random candle holder and a silver tray, joking about handing Mankind history on a silver platter.

    "ON A SILVER PLATTER!" he yelled a second time, as if we didn't get the joke.

    Strangely enough, that seemed to light a fire in Mankind, who insisted that he would go out there, and if his opponents The New Age Outlaws didn't like it, he had 13 -yes, 13- words for them:

    "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?"

    Admit it, you just counted if that was 13 words didn't you? Don't worry, so did I.

    As silly as this might have sounded, it was a very entertaining segment that really helped move the story along.

    Lion's Den Match
    Ken Shamrock vs. Owen Hart (w/ Dan Severn)

    WWE / WWF Summerslam 1998 - Dan Severn gives Owen Hart some encouragement before Hart's Lion's Den match with Ken Shamrock
    Last month, at Fully Loaded: In Your House, Ken Shamrock stepped into Owen Hart's world by facing him in a Dungeon Match, a unique, enjoyable outing in which the two faced off in the famous Dungeon at the Hart house in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

    This month, it was Owen's turn to step into unfamiliar territory by facing Shamrock in a Lion's Den match - basically a worked version of an MMA fight held in a round cage that looked like a scaled-down prototype model of the UFC's Octagon.

    Whilst the Fully Loaded Dungeon match was good, this was even better.

    Completely unique -at least for the time- Shamrock and Owen went at it in a no-holds-barred, no-nonsense scrap that combined the best bits of MMA with the kind of exciting spots that made pro wrestling entertaining.

    The whole thing was held in the theatre adjacent to Madison Square Garden, with its own crowd and set-up, making for a different kind of atmosphere that really worked.

    In the end, Shamrock slapped on the ankle lock and Owen's second, Dan 'The Beast' Severn merely walked off in disgust, leaving the two-time Slammy Award-winner with no choice but to tap out.
    Your Winner: Ken Shamrock

    WWE / WWF Summerslam 1998 - WWF Champion Steve Austin talks to Michael Cole
    Out in the back, Michael Cole stood by for an interview with WWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin.

    With the Smoking Skull belt draped over his shoulder, The Rattle Snake was his typically abrasive self, warning The Undertaker that even though he respected him more than anyone else in the company, he wasn't above taking a cheap shot to hang on to his title.

    This was, as you'd expect, good stuff from Austin.

    World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship Falls Count Anywhere Match
    WWF Tag Team Champion Mankind vs. The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg Jesse James & Bad Ass Billy Gunn)

    As far as I can tell, tonight marked the first PPV appearance of ring announcer Tony Chimmel, who told us that this was a "No holds barred pinfalls match count anywhere."


    WWE / WWF Summerslam 1998 - Bad Ass Billy Gunn gives Michael Cole a talking to
    Anyway, as we all know by now, Kane had (in kayfabe) no-showed, making this a handicap match. I'd question the logic in making two of your most popular babyfaces (The New Age Outlaws) the team that had the advantage here, but instead, I'd prefer to just sit back and enjoy the match.

    In a throwback to their Wrestlemania 14 match against Cactus Jack and Chainsaw Charlie, Road Dogg and Bad Ass Billy Gunn brought out a dumpster loaded full of weapons.

    Billy Gunn and Foley started things off, jousting with chairs, and from there, we got another fun match in which Foley, as resilient as ever, put up a good fight but was outnumbered at every turn.

    The match was kept quite short, which worked in its favour, and ended with a spike piledriver to Mankind onto the tag titles.
    Your Winners and New WWF Tag Team Champions: The New Age Outlaws

    Afterwards, babyfaces Road Dogg and Bad Ass picked up Mankind -who by this point had the full sympathy of the audience- and dropped him in the dumpster "where he belonged."

    Kane then emerged from the dumpster and rammed Mick's sledgehammer downwards, presumedly into Foley himself, though, from the way the angle was shot, it was obvious that no contact was actually made.

    The Rock and Triple H: Ready for War

    Prior to our upcoming ladder match, we were shown a compelling video package recounting the heated rivalry between The Rock and Triple H, complete with their dramatic two-out-of-three-falls match at Fully Loaded 1998.

    From there, Chris Warren casually walked out to sing the DX theme with his band. I like to believe that it's just the audio mix that's bad - there's no way one band could sound so terrible.

    Still, watching Triple H headbang along with Warren and get right into the spirit of things was pretty awesome.

    Thankfully, the match itself would be much better.

    World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match
    WWF Intercontinental Champion The Rock (w/ Mark Henry) vs. Triple H (w/ Chyna)

    Remember how I said I was looking forward to this one? Growing up, this was one of my all-time favourite matches.

    In fact, I'd even go to say that, during the 90s, I ranked this above the classic Michaels/Razor match from Wrestlemania 10.

    Whilst that might have been because I was too young to appreciate good wrestling in 1994, I still consider Triple H/Rock for the Intercontinental Championship at Summerslam 1998 to be one of the best matches I ever watched in my original run as a fan.

    You know what though?

    I haven't seen it in 20 years, so I'm more than looking forward to this one.

    The match began with The Rock quite visibly saying "you motherf**ker, f**k you!" before laying the smack down on Triple H.

    From there, both men put on a career-defining performance that saw them transition, via a violent and dramatic contest, from solid upper-midcard acts into bona fide main eventers.

    This match was every bit as good as I remember it, if not better, and I'm still willing to go on record as saying it was even better than Michaels/Razor at Wrestlemania 10.

    After an outstanding effort, Triple H retrieved the belt to win his second Intercontinental Championship.
    Your Winner and New WWF Intercontinental Champion: Triple H

    If you watch the WWE Network version of this event, you'll get the EXCLUSIVE HOME VIDEO footage, which shows The Rock making his way to the back into his dressing room whilst Vince McMahon and a bunch of officials don't realise their on camera and begin calling out for The Undertaker ready for his main event match with Austin.

    Rock then heads into his dressing room and cuts an intense promo, promising revenge on Triple H.

    World Wrestling Federation Championship
    WWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Undertaker

    Finally, it came down to this: A solid match for the World Wrestling Federation Championship which saw reigning champion Austin mixing his usual brawling with shades of the technical brilliance that was the hallmark of his earlier career.

    Whilst the previous ladder match may have been more entertaining, that's not to take anything away from what was a terrific main event in its own right.

    After a lengthy see-saw battle, Austin hit the stunner to retain the gold.
    Your Winner: Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Afterwards, 'Taker handed Austin the title belt as a mark of respect, then stood in the aisle way with brother Kane, watching on as the leader of the Attitude Era celebrated in the WWF's spiritual home, Madison Square Garden.

    By far one of the better Summerslams in the event's history up to that point, there wasn't a single bad match on the card tonight.

    OK, so the Oddities/Kai En Tai comedy spot wasn't to everyone's liking, but it was harmless fun and this fan enjoyed it just fine.

    Elsewhere, we got good matches from D'Lo/Val, X-Pac/Jarrett and Austin/Taker, whilst Triple H and The Rock stole the show long before stealing the show became the prerogative of modern performers.

    Overall, an outstanding show that is definitely worth watching.

    1998 events reviewed so far
    1. WWF - Royal Rumble 1998 
    2. WCW - Souled Out 1998
    3. WWF - In Your House 20: No Way Out of Texas 
    4. WCW - Superbrawl 1998
    5. WCW - Uncensored 1998 
    6. WWF - Wrestlemania 14 
    7. WCW Spring Stampede 1998
    8. WWF - In Your House 21: Unforgiven
    9. WCW Slamboree 1998
    10. WWF - In Your House 22: Over The Edge
    11. WCW Great American Bash 1998 
    12. WWF - King of the Ring 1998
    13. WCW - Bash at the Beach 1998 
    14. WWF - In Your House 23: Fully Loaded 
    15. WCW - Road Wild 1998
    Other WWF Summerslam Reviews
      Be the first to catch the latest Retro Pro Wrestling reviews by following on Facebook or Twitter @RetroPWrestling.

      Thursday, 25 October 2018

      PPV REVIEW: WCW Road Wild 1998

      August 8, 1998 
      Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, Sturgis, South Dakota

      Yes, it was that time of year again, time for the stars of World Championship Wrestling to jump on their Harleys and ride into South Dakota.

      Their mission?

      Put on a wrestling show that nobody would have to buy tickets for just so that head honcho and noted motorcycling enthusiast Eric Bischoff could have a chance to hang out at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.

      In books, articles, and on countless blogs (including this one), WCW's Road Wild concept has been written off as being a pretty dumb idea, but this time, this time the company were really out to excel themselves.

      This time, the company had booked a main event so ludicrous and so baffling that it still has wrestling purists scratching their head to this day.

      Here's what happened when World Championship Wrestling rode into Sturgis for the third year running with Road Wild 1998.

      Jay Lenno: Wrestling Superstar?

      Our show tonight began with a hype video for one of the most ill-advised main events in pro wrestling history: Hulk Hogan & Eric Bischoff against Diamond Dallas Page and Jay Leno.

      WCW Road Wild 1998 Review: Mike Tenay, Tony Schiavone, Bobby 'The Brain' HeenanYes, that Jay Leno, the podgy, middle-aged television presenter who wasn't exactly renowned for his athletic prowess.

      Sure, Dennis Rodman may have been terrible at the previous month's Bash at the Beach '98, but at least you could feasibly make the argument that Rodman was at the top of his chosen sport and therefore had at least some athleticism that could have made a move to pro wrestling work (if 'The Worm' wasn't so off his face when it came to match time).

      Jay Leno: Wrestling Superstar, however, will forever go down in history as one of pro wrestling's all-time worst ideas.

      Anyway, intro aside, we got our regular introduction from Tony Schiavone, Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan and Iron Mike Tenay. Whilst Tony Schiavone went all out with the Village People impression and Mike Tenay did at least don a spiffy-looking denim jacket, Bobby Heenan had apparently ditched the annual tradition of looking a bit silly at the Sturgis show and instead just wore a t-shirt and baseball cap.

      As we'd soon see, Heenan wasn't the only one who couldn't be bothered making an effort on tonight's show.

      From there, we got Mean Gene Okerlund sitting on a bike to shill the show's sponsors, after which, it was down to our first match of the evening.

      The Barbarian (w/ Jimmy Hart) vs. Meng

      WCW Road Wild 1998 Review: Former Faces of Fear partners Meng & Barbarian faced each other
      Often underrated, The Faces of Fear were one of my favourite tag teams from this period and could always be relied upon to deliver a pretty unique match.

      Unfortunately, their quality as a tag team didn't translate to being able to put on a decent singles match.

      Whilst Barbarian hitting a couple of huge suplexes (including one off the top rope) was genuinely exciting, they were the only things that were.

      The rest was directionless brawling which served only to link the two suplex spots together.

      What made things worse was that even when Barbarian hit the Big-Ass Top Rope Suplex of Doom, a cool move no matter who you are, the Sturgis crowd failed to react.

      Still, at least this was a blow-off match to an epic, well-thought-out story, right?

      Not exactly.

      Apparently, not even the announcers new why Meng had returned after a hiatus and begun feuding with his former partner.

      After a sluggish opener, Meng slapped on the Tongan Death Grip, and this one was over.
      Your Winner: Meng

      Though of course, it wasn't.

      Throughout the match, you couldn't help but be drawn to the fact that non-wrestling manager Jimmy Hart was wearing elbow pads.

      If this seemed like an odd choice of attire, it suddenly made sense. Hart and Barbarian were joined in the ring by former Dungeon of Doom teammate Hugh Morrus.

      The three attacked, with Hart diving off the top rope and splashing Meng before Morrus hit the No Laughing Matter moonsault.

      Finally, Hacksaw Jim Duggan stormed to the ring to put us all out of our misery and finally get the crowd active with the proverbial "USA! USA!" chant.

      The Dancing Fools (Disco Inferno & Alex Wright w/ Tokyo Magnum) vs. Public Enemy (Flyboy Rocco Rock & Johnny Grunge)

      WCW Road Wild 1998 Review: Alex Wright & Disco Inferno vs. The Public Enemy
      With very few exceptions, I always like to give any match the benefit of the doubt.

      After all, some matches which look bad on paper prove to be actually enjoyable when they actually take place.

      Unfortunately, this wasn't one of those matches.

      In fact, this one was even worse in practice than it looked on paper.

      After several minutes of truly terrible wrestling, Tokyo Magnum handed his teammates a trash can, and Alex Wright smashed Johnny Grunge over the head with it.

      Instead of calling for the DQ, the referee just stood there whilst Wright and Disco Inferno stomped the hell out of Grunge.

      To make matters more silly, Rocco Rock didn't even bother to help his partner at first, instead going all the way to the back to fetch a ladder to hit them with.

      It was at this point that Tony Schiavone told us "they" had changed the match into a no-disqualification street fight.

      Who "they" were would remain a mystery.

      If it was the wrestlers themselves, what gave them that authority?

      If it was the officials in the back, how did they let the wrestlers know?

      If it was the referee, why refer to him as a plural?

      It was dumb.

      WCW Road Wild 1998: That toilet seat is a good indication of how shit Dancing Fools vs. Public Enemy really was
      What was even more dumb was that The Dancing Fools walked off and came back out with a table, then challenged Public Enemy to a street fight AFTER Schiavone had already told us that's what it was.

      The Public Enemy then went to the back again and brought out more junk including a toilet seat and the kitchen sink because, you know, the kitchen sink joke in hardcore matches never got old.

      More garbage -in every sense of the word- followed. This included an incredibly botched ladder spot and Magnum Tokyo accidentally hitting Alex Wright, causing both men to just...walk off.

      "This is a mess," said Tony Schiavone, vocalising what we were all thinking.

      I say all, the Sturgis crowd did seem to like the sight of grown men hitting each other with aluminium cookie sheets and trash can lids, but honestly, Schiavone was right. This was a mess.

      With his partners gone, Disco Inferno had to writhe around selling a beating for the better part of three minutes whilst Public Enemy rearranged furniture for the finishing spot.

      Honestly, this took so long that it completely took you out of the match, or at least it would have done had the rest of said match not been so utterly awful.

      In the end, Grunge put Disco on top of three tables and Rocco climbed a lighting rig then crashed onto Disco.

      Grunge rolled Disco back in the ring, and this was finally over.
      Your Winners: The Public Enemy

      Man, this was really not a good show so far.

      Dean Malenko: Special Referee

      WCW Road Wild 1998: Dean Malenko hangs out in the Internet Location
      Out in the back, Lee Marshall (looking like a fat Ted Dibiase) asked Dean Malenko if he could be impartial in his role as special guest referee for the cruiserweight championship match between Chris Jericho and Juventud Guerrera.

      In his usual charismatic, flamboyant style, The Man of 1,000 Holds basically said that no, he wouldn't.

      So there was that.

      Raven's Rules: Falls Count Anywhere in Sturgis City Limits Triangle Match
      Raven (w/ Lodi) vs. Saturn vs. Kanyon

      Raven and Saturn had put on a spectacularly bad match back at Bash at the Beach, but with the addition of Kanyon, they were able to take things up a notch and deliver a passable Falls Count Anywhere match.

      An early highlight saw Kanyon and Saturn pay homage to the latter's ECW days by drilling Raven with Total Elimination (or as Joey Styles would have it TOTALELIMINATION!), after which we got your standard three-way match with a walk up to the entrance way and back again.

      Though it failed to elicit any real excitement, this was at least more entertaining than the two matches, right up until the finish where Lodi ran in, Horace Boulder got involved and made a terrible mess of everything, and Saturn DVD'd Raven for the win.
      Your Winner: Saturn

      Not one person in Sturgis cared.

      Psicosis vs. Rey Mysterio Jr

      Winner Earns a Cruiserweight title shot

      WCW Road Wild 1998: Psicosis vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.
      Eschewing the usual lightning-fast pace of your typical cruiserweight match, Psicosis and Rey Mysterio Jr. worked a slower, more methodical style here and, surprisingly, it worked really well.

      Though this may not have been to the level of their previous pay per view outing at Bash at the Beach 1996, it was still an enjoyable bout that proved the two were much, much more than just one-dimensional spot monkeys.

      After a good effort which saw Psicosis dominate the bulk of the contest, Mysterio hit a neat springboard 'rana to earn the right to challenge for the cruiserweight championship.
      Your Winner: Rey Mysterio Jr

      Moving on, this show was about to go from bad to worse.

      World Championship Wrestling World Television Championship
      Acting TV Champion Stevie Ray vs. Chavo Guerrero (w/ Pepe)

      This whole thing was so confusing and outright stupid that I had to go read a whole bunch of backstory just to make sense of it.

      WCW Road Wild 1998: Chavo Guerrero faced Stevie Ray for the TV title - neither man was actually the champion
      Basically, Booker T was the actual TV Champion, but he was injured so his brother, Stevie Ray, had taken it upon himself to defend the title.

      Since nobody had actually told him not to, Stevie had declared himself the champion.

      This led Chavo Guerrero to state -quite rightly- that if Stevie could just randomly declare himself the champ, then so could he.

      Thus, Chavo, now in full-on bat-shit crazy mode following his big feud with Uncle Eddie, claimed that he had just as much right to call himself the legitimate champ as Stevie Ray did, and had even typed up a contract to make it official.

      On the face of it, that's actually a logical storyline.

      I'm not saying it's a great one, but in theory, it works.

      In practice, however, none of this was actually explained properly, so all you got was Chavo randomly talking about a contract, two minutes of Stevie Ray chasing Chavo around the ring before hitting him with the Slapjack (Pedigree) for the three count.
      Your Winner and Still Self-Proclaimed TV Champion (Dave Penzer's words): Stevie Ray

      Afterwards, Big Stevie threatened to beat up Chavo some more, but Eddie Guerrero, who had been feuding with his nephew right up until the previous month, came out to make sure Chavo came to no further harm.

      Still quite rightly not trusting his uncle, Chavo refused any help.

      Again, this could have worked. This should have worked, but it was all played out in a half-assed random fashion that it made no sense.

      Nor did the announcers even try to make it make sense which, you know, is kind of their job.

      Chris Jericho is Ready for Juvi

      Out in the 'Internet Location,' Cruiserweight Champion Chris Jericho told Lee Marshall that he was going to put away Juventud Guerrera once and for all.

      Rick Steiner vs. Scott Steiner

      WCW Road Wild 1998: Scott Steiner (w/ Buff Bagwell) tries to get out of his match with Rick Steiner
      And so, months after turning on his brother back at Superbrawl VIII in February, Scott Steiner was finally going to get his comeuppance against Rick Steiner here tonight.

      Except he wasn't.

      Instead, J.J. Dillon came out and told us that because Rick had battered Scott with a steel chair on that week's episode of Thunder, doctors had declared that Big Poppa Pump would be unable to compete for the next two weeks.

      Just to hammer the point home, Buff Bagwell wheeled Scott Steiner out on a hospital bed, wrapped up in casts and wearing an oxygen mask and a drip. Bagwell also wore a neckbrace for reasons obscure.

      With the crowd chanting a very loud "BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!" Dillon informed us that the match would take place at Fall Brawl, and if it didn't, Scott Steiner would be "banned for life" for wrestling.

      At that point, Steiner made a miracle recovery and lept from his bed in anger. Rick Steiner then gave chase and that was that.

      Bullshit indeed.
      No Contest

      On a related note, the "wear a cast to pretend you're injured but then suddenly forget you're injured and make a miracle recovery" thing is the exact same gimmick Buff Bagwell had already used at Spring Stampede 1998 just a few months earlier.

      Brian Adams (w/ Vincent) vs. Steve 'Mongo' McMichael

      WCW Road Wild 1998: Steve 'Mogo' McMichael faced Brian Adams
      Look, I'm not going to lie and tell you this was a good match. However, I do have a bit of a soft spot for Steve 'Mongo' McMichael.

      The guy was hugely charismatic and he always gave it everything he had, even if what he had wasn't very much.

      So yes, I enjoyed watching Mongo here, and yes, I know I'm probably one of only three people in the world who did.

      In reality, the match was nothing to get too excited about and ended with a ref bump, a botched chairshot which saw Vincent hit teammate Brian Adams, and a Mongo Spike (Tombstone Piledriver) for the win.
      Your Winner: Steve 'Mongo' McMichael

      Afterwards, Mean Gene hung out with some hot women to once again shill the show's sponsors.

      World Championship Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship
      WCW Cruiserweight Champion: Chris Jericho vs. Juventud Guerrera

      Special Guest Referee: Dean Malenko
      WCW Road Wild 1998: Chris Jericho defended the Cruiserweight Championship against Juventud Guerrera
      At his most arrogant and annoying best, Chris Jericho did a perfect job of riling up the fans before the match, telling them that he rode a Honda motorcycle and calling the fans 'Weekend Warriors.'

      Clearly, Jericho was one of the few men on the card who came motivated to work today.

      At least his opponent was equally as fired up.

      Between the two of them, Jericho and Juventud Guerrera were able to get the crowd more involved in the show than they had been at all up to this point, pulling them along for a very good cruiserweight championship match which was helped further by Malenko.

      After what turned out to be the best match on the card, Jericho found himself on the top rope. Juvi charged forward, Malenko launched him into the air towards Jericho, and one top-rope hurricanrana later, we had ourselves a new champion.
      Your Winner and New WCW Cruiserweight Champion: Juventud Guerrera

      Afterwards, Deano Machino laid out Jericho, who could later be seen throwing a tantrum and whacking the corner post with a steel chair.

      nWo Invitational Battle Royal
      Featuring: WCW World Heavyweight Champion Goldberg, Scott Hall, Scott Norton, The Giant, Scott Hall, Curt Hennig, Konnan, Lex Luger, Kevin Nash, and Sting

      WCW Road Wild 1998: Scott Hall & The Giant
      If you ever wanted to see a bunch of main event stars (and Konnan) standing around doing as little as possible, this the match for you.

      Right from the word go, you got the distinct impression that nobody in the ring would have even moved if they thought they could get away with it.

      It's like they went out to deliberately do the bare minimum and go home. Hell, Lex Luger didn't even bother to get changed, wrestling the whole thing in jeans.

      Anyway, with a pinfall or over-the-top rules, Goldberg threw everybody out (apart from Kevin Nash, who eliminated himself going after former partner Scott Hall) and then hit an admittedly-impressive Jackhammer on The Giant to pick up the win.
      Your Winner: Goldberg

      Ladies and gentlemen, there's still half an hour left and only one match to go, this can't be good, especially as we all know what that match is.

      Hollywood Hulk Hogan & Eric Bischoff (w/ The Disciple and Miss Elizabeth) vs. Diamond Dallas Page & Jay Leno (w/ Kevin Eubanks)

      WCW Road Wild 1998: Jay Leno & Diamond Dallas Page
      Kevin Eubanks is apparently Jay Leno's band leader from his TV show...

      Because if there's anyone you want in your corner to back you up in a pro wrestling match, it's a band leader.

      Surprisingly, this wasn't the worst match on the card tonight, in fact, it actually wasn't *that* terrible.

      Perhaps it's because the last time Hogan and DDP met in a tag team main event, an off-his-face Dennis Rodman had been involved and made the whole thing look a mess.

      Compared to Rodman's performance, Jay Leno looked like AJ Styles, and to give the TV host his credit, he did try hard and put in some effort.

      Still, despite said effort, and a good effort from all involved, this was still only decent at best.

      After an over-the-top back-and-forth contest, Eubanks hit Bischoff with Diamond Cutter, Lenno got the pin, and this was all over.
      Your Winners: DDP and Jay Leno

      Post-match, the nWo did a beat down until Goldberg ran out for the save. We then had an awkward moment where Goldberg and the referee botched the typical "everybody stand with their hand raised" spot to end the show. Making a mess of such a simple move was actually a fitting end to such a horrible, horrible show.

      Though you have to give Jay Lenno credit for working as hard as he could, it really does speak volumes about the quality of Road Wild 1998 that his match wasn't the worst thing on the card. 

      With the notable exception of Jericho/Juvi, nothing on this show was worth watching, and though I gave some praise to Mysterio/Psicosis and the three-way Raven's Rules matches, those bouts were only really good in context and, in the grand scheme of things, really aren't worth tracking down. 

      Watch for the novelty value of Jay Lenno: Wrestling Superstar, but otherwise, avoid this show. 

      I ended last month's Bash at the Beach review by saying that it was one of WCW's worst shows of 1998, if not all time, but I stand corrected. This is, and by a long shot. 

      1998 events reviewed so far
      1. WWF - Royal Rumble 1998 
      2. WCW - Souled Out 1998
      3. WWF - In Your House 20: No Way Out of Texas 
      4. WCW - Superbrawl 1998
      5. WCW - Uncensored 1998 
      6. WWF - Wrestlemania 14 
      7. WCW Spring Stampede 1998
      8. WWF - In Your House 21: Unforgiven
      9. WCW Slamboree 1998
      10. WWF - In Your House 22: Over The Edge
      11. WCW Great American Bash 1998 
      12. WWF - King of the Ring 1998
      13. WCW - Bash at the Beach 1998 
      14. WWF - In Your House 23: Fully Loaded 
      Other WCW Road Wild Reviews
        Be the first to catch the latest Retro Pro Wrestling reviews by following on Facebook or Twitter @RetroPWrestling.

        Retro Pro Wrestling

        New reviews of classic WWF/WWE events recalling every moment from Wrestlemania 1 - 30. You'll also find reviews of WCW, ECW, TNA and the occasional indie event, along with a look at old school magazines, merchandise and more.