The legendary 'Macho man' Randy Savage teams up with 'The Immortal' Hulk Hogan to take on Ted Dibiase and Andre The Giant in the first ever WWF Summerslam!
From Hulk Hogan's shocking turn at WCW Bash at the Beach 1996 to the addition of Ted Dibiase, THe Giant Syxx and more, relive the very beginning of the New World Order.
It's one of the most famous promos of all time; Stone Cold Steve Austin wins the 1996 King of The Ring and serves notice on all the WWF superstars. Check it out in our complete review
The boyhood dream comes true as Shawn Michaels battles champion Bret 'The Hitman' Hart in a classic 1-hour iron man match. Plus, Diesel vs. Undertaker and more.
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Sunday, August 16th, 2009 Orlando, Florida With the Main Event Mafia’s stranglehold on the company still as strong as ever, Eric Young’s World Elite faction adding further dissension amongst the roster and The Blueprint Matt Morgan heading to the main event, the stars of TNA look to settle scores and end wars as Hard Justice comes live from the Impact Zone in Orlando, Florida.
(NOTE: This review was originally written at the time that TNA: Hard Justice originally aired in August, 2009. I found a bunch of my old TNA reviews in my archives recently and wanted to share them on RPW, so here we are.)
Here’s how this one went down:
X-Division #1 Contender's Steel Asylum Match: Suicide vs. Chris Sabin vs. Amazing Red vs. Alex Shelley vs. Jay Lethal vs. Daniels vs. Consequences Creed vs. Dinero
The good thing about these multi-man X-Division matches is that you always know more or less what to expect; a bunch of crazy spots strung together some exciting aerial action all set to the usual soundtrack of ‘This is Awesome!’ chants.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that; there are very few better ways to get a crowd pumped up and ready for the show by throwing together your most innovative-yet-underutilized wrestlers into a thrilling spotfest.
And that’s exactly what this is; a fun and exciting spotfest which comes to a close when Daniels escapes the confines of the cage to win the contest.
Oh, and for those of you paying attention at home, Dinero is none other than former WWE could-have-been, Elijah Burke. Your Winner: Daniels
In the post-match, Daniels gives a strong performance on the microphone as he makes his intentions clear; he’s coming after that X belt.
Cameras then head backstage, where Matt Morgan vows to capture the TNA World Heavyweight Title in his triple threat match against Sting and reigning champion Kurt Angle.
Bounty Match: Jethro Holiday vs. Abyss
Jethro ‘Remember when I used to be called Trevor Murdoch in WWE’ Holiday looks to claim the big reward offered by Dr. Stevie for the total annihilation of The Monster Abyss in a mediocre match.
Not surprisingly, he fails.
After several minutes of average action which really struggles to really crank it up a gear, Abyss lands the Black Hole Slam for the one, two and three. Your Winner: Abyss
After the match, Holiday receives a telling off from Dr. Stevie, and responds in kind by decking him.
Battle for the Feast or Fired Brief Case: Rob Terry vs. Hernandez
Britain’s own Rob Terry puts the Feast or Fired briefcase containing a World Heavyweight Title shot on the line against crowd favourite Hernandez in a short and sweet squash match.
Prior to the opening bell, Hernandez takes to the mic to remind everyone of his Latin American heritage. Then, he takes out Brutus Magnus and Doug Williams and pins Big Rob in about two seconds. Your Winner: Hernandez
Backstage, Lauren interviews Beer Money Inc. James Storm and Bobby Roode promise to halt the British Invasion.
IWGP Tag Team Championship Match: Beer Money Inc. vs. British Invasion (champions)
It’s always a pleasure to watch Robert Roode and James Storm compete, and tonight is no different as they challenge the team of Brutus Magnus and Doug Williams for New Japan Pro Wrestling’s version of the tag team titles.
With World Elite leader, Eric Young, on commentary and a brilliant chant from the crowd aimed at the Brits (which sadly can’t be printed!), the four men enter into a spirited performance before Young assists his stablemates in picking up the win. Your Winners and Still IWGP Tag Team Champions: British Invasion
Feeling somewhat annoyed by all this, Beer Money beat everyone up in the post-match.
Backstage, Cody Deaner and ODB hype the next contest with a forgettable turn on the microphone.
TNA Knockouts Championship: ODB w/ Cody Deaner vs. Angelina Love (champion) w/ Velvet Sky & Madison Rayne
There probably isn’t a wrestling fan in the world who doesn’t enjoy watching the TNA Knockouts going at it in the six-sided ring.
Since the formation of the division, the likes of ODB, Awesome Kong and, of course, The Beautiful People have proven to be a breath of fresh air when it comes to women’s wrestling in the states; providing a viable alternative to the ‘smart, sexy and powerful’ (similarly, there probably isn’t a wrestling fan in the world who thinks that is a good strap-line) Divas of World Wrestling Entertainment.
Yet your writer is fairly confident that people would like them even more if they were just allowed to go at it in straight, no-nonsense wrestling matches without any complications or confusions.
As it is, this match is full of both, and it really detracts from an otherwise enjoyable spot of wrestling.
Perhaps it’s because I haven’t been paying much attention to Impact lately and have lost some of the story along the way, but it never seems to be made clear whether this is actually supposed to be a tag match, or whether it just happens to descend into one by way default.
Either way, some bodged interference from Madison Rayne allows Cody Deaner to get the roll up on Velvet Sky and we have a new Knockouts champion. Is it Deaner? Is it ODB? I honestly couldn’t tell you.
Your Winner and New TNA Knockouts Champion: Either Cody Deaner or ODB
Afterwards, the Beautiful People argue about who’s to blame for the loss. Love and Sky apparently decide it’s all Rayne’s fault.
X-Division Championship Match: Samoa Joe vs. Homicide (champion)
These two have had some tremendous battles back in their Ring of Honor days, and not surprisingly they put on one of the best matches of the card thus far.
That’s not to say this a classic by any means, but it’s certainly an engrossing contest in which the smaller champion does his best to avoid being destroyed by his much larger challenger.
He doesn’t succeed, however, and Samoa Joe leaves the Impact Zone as your new TNA X-Division Champion.
Your Winner and New X-Division Champion: Samoa Joe.
Backstage, Kurt Angle invites himself into Matt Morgan’s dressing room. The Blueprint is less than thrilled about this, though when Angle promises him a spot in the Main Event Mafia on the provision that one of the two of them leaves with the strap, he seems happy enough.
TNA Tag Team Championship Falls Count Anywhere Match: Team 3D vs. Scott Steiner & Booker T
On paper, this match has everything you could ask for; four of the most celebrated tag team wrestlers going at it in a wild, arena-wild brawl for the gold.
In practice, however, it sadly fails to live up to expectations.
Sure, things start off strong, and it looks to be an exciting contest, but it just seems as though they were given too much time to kill and, as such, it’s very easy to lose interest about halfway through.
Things pick up towards the finish though, and following a double-pin, a look the video footage gives the nod to the Main Event Mafia boys.
Your Winners and Still TNA Tag Team Champions: Scott Steiner and Booker T.
Backstage, TNA Legends Champion, Mick Foley, runs down the differences between himself and challenger, Kevin Nash.
TNA Legends Championship: Kevin Nash vs. Mick Foley (champion)
Given the advancing years of a champion and challenger who are both more or less past their prime, it’s surprising that this hard-hitting contest is much better than expected.
In a brutal bout with blood, barbed wire and chair-bashing galore, the two veterans battle back and forth before interference from Main Event Mafia girl, Traci Brooks helps Kevin Nash regain the gold.
Your Winner and New TNA Legends Champion: Kevin Nash
In the post-match, the new champion continues his assault on Foley until, in a bizarre twist, Abyss runs out for the save.
Afterwards, in the back, Lauren interviews Sting, who hypes tonight’s main event.
TNA World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match: Matt Morgan vs. Sting vs. Kurt Angle
It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for, the main event of the evening as young up-and-comer, Matt Morgan tries to overthrow the two veterans en route to being crowned new TNA World Heavyweight Champion.
Yet after battling his way through a good, but not great, match and working hard to prove that he deserves to be on the same level as Angle and Sting, The Blueprint, unfortunately, comes a cropper on the wrong side of a Kurt Angle chair shot and takes the pin from the Olympic Gold Medallist.
Your Winner and Still TNA World Heavyweight Champion: Kurt Angle
Despite all the criticisms levelled at TNA’s product, you have to give the group credit for knowing how to present a pay per view.
A stacked card with a solid match-promo-match structure helps TNA’s PPV offerings to come across as big events which are above and beyond merely an extended edition of their Impact TV show. Yet all the wonderful presentation in the world can’t distract from the fairly lacklustre action.
None of the matches on tonight’s show were particularly bad, and even the confuddling Knockouts Championship match was saved by the fact that, well, it’s the Knockouts (seriously, devote the first hour of Impact to the Beautiful People playing chess, and your reporter would be just as happy), but almost all of them seemed to be lacking that certain special something you’d expect from a pay per view event. Which is a shame, because TNA really are not quite as bad as everyone makes out. Then again, they could be so much better.
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January 19, 1997 Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas By the time 1997 rolled around, the World Wrestling Federation found itself at the receiving end of a creative and financial ass-whooping from nearest rivals, World Championship Wrestling.
Over the course of the new year, McMahon's sports entertainment empire would begin planning for their triumphant comeback by shifting closer and closer towards an edgier, PG14 product that we would all come to know as the infamous Attitude Era.
Yet at the 1997 Royal Rumble, all of that still seemed very far away.
A far cry from the adult-orientated programming we'd be watching by the end of the year, our first big event of 1997 found itself in an awkward and uncomfortable position between the family-friendly New Generation of old and the X-Rated Attitude Era that was to come.
Did that make for a good show?
Let's head down to the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas, to find out.
Shawn Michaels is a Man
Tonight's show began with an opening video in which a deep, foreboding voice told us that whilst Shawn Michaels was once a cocky, abrasive youth looking to realize his boyhood dream, he was coming back to San Antonio tonight as a fully grown man, ready to reclaim his title.
That led us to the opening pyro, and a presentation that looked better than many WWF PPVs had in the past.
Vince McMahon was our lead announcer tonight, introducing us first to his co-commentators Jim Ross and Jerry 'The King' Lawler, and then to our Spanish and French announce teams, the latter of which was made up of the father and son duo of Raymond Rougeau and Jacques Rougeau Sr.
For some reason, all the announce tables had little flags to show which country they were representing. It was a small thing, but it did make a nice touch.
With all that out of the way, it was on to our opening contest.
World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship WWF Intercontinental Champion Hunter Hearst Helmsley (w/Mr Hughes) vs. Goldust (w/ Marlena)
Prior to this one starting, Todd Pettengill voiced a video package which told the story of how this match came about.
Basically, we had Jerry Lawler being homophobic and outright asking Goldust if he was 'queer' (because being gay was still weird in the 90s, you see). Goldust said no, and clocked Lawler, which made him a babyface.
Meanwhile, Hunter Hearst Helmsley decided that he wanted Marlena. When she turned him down, he just tried to kidnap her instead.
Seriously.
This all led to tonight's opening match, complete with Mr. Hughes in the short-lived role as Hunter's pre-Chyna bodyguard.
The bout itself was mostly long and dull, as though both men had been given a lot of time to kill, but neither wanted to use much energy so that they could still compete in the Royal Rumble match later.
After what felt like an eternity, Hughes distracted Goldust so that Helmsley could knock him down, drill him with the Pedigree, and win the match.
Honestly, the only good thing about this whole thing was that you could see Marlena's nipples pressing through her top. I'm sorry. I'm a pervert. Your Winner and Still WWE Intercontinental Champion: Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Before our next match, we got pre-recorded comments from Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, and Mankind.
The former promised to win the Royal Rumble, while the latter claimed to be interested only in beating up many people in the big match.
Farooq (w/ Clarence Mason and The Nation of Domination) vs. Ahmed Johnson
This was a fun, big-man brawl that entertained without doing anything spectacular.
After some decent back-and-forth action, The Nation of Domination ran in to stop Farooq from getting his ass kicked, causing him to get DQ'd instead. Your Winner via DQ: Ahmed Johnson
Post-match, Ahmed chased off members of The Nation and Pearl River Plunged one unknown random member off the ring steps and through the French announce table. To be fair, that was pretty awesome.
Terry Funk is From Texas
In another pre-recorded clip, Terry Funk said that even though there were bigger wrestlers, stronger wrestlers, and faster and younger wrestlers than himself, he was from Texas.
Funk never actually explained what this meant, but it's safe to assume he was suggesting that being from Texas gave him an advantage tonight.
Farooq is Angry
Backstage, Farooq yelled at The Nation and promised to beat up Ahmed Johnson in the Royal Rumble match later because Uncle Tom or something.
I don't know. This was garbage.
Vader vs. The Undertaker
These two would have a much better match later on in the year when Vader challenged The Undertaker for the WWF title at Canadian Stampede.
If you wanted to see these two go at it, that's the one to watch because it wasn't very good at all.
Like the opening contest, it was mostly long and dull, only getting exciting when Paul Bearer showed up.
That was the cue for the action to spill to the outside, where Bearer leapt off the apron and nailed The Undertaker with the urn. Vader then dragged his foe into the ring, hit him with the Vader Bomb, and pinned him.
Thus we had the start of Paul Bearer managing Vader, a move that would also see The Mastodon in a Tag Team with Mankind. Your Winner: Vader
Afterwards, The Undertaker was pissed off at his loss, so he chokeslammed the referee, destroyed a bunch of furniture at ringside, and then yelled at Vince McMahon.
Steve Austin is Taking Out The Trash
Backstage, Steve Austin told the cameramen off for being where they didn't belong and said he would toss '29 pieces of trash' over the top rope tonight.
The British Bulldog is Bizarre
God bless Davey Boy Smith. This still cracks me up even today.
'Only in the World Wrestling Federation can you see a spectacle like this,' said Vince McMahon, despite taking the idea to book a bunch of AAA's luchadors directly from WCW.
Unfortunately, McMahon didn't seem to give a damn about this one, and neither did the San Antonio crowd.
Despite all six men trying to engage the fans, everything they did was met with silence, something which really took a shine off the whole thing.
After several minutes of spots that lacked any rhyme, reason, or purpose, Perro Aguayo hit Heavy Metal with a double stomp off the top rope to win the match for his team. Your Winners: Perro Aguyo, Canek, Hector Garza
Finally, after Vince shilled next month's In Your House PPV and Howard Finkle told us that the attendance was 60,477, it was time for tonight's Rumble match.
1997 Royal Rumble Match 30 Man Battle Royal Featuring: Crush, Ahmed Johnson, Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, Stone Cold Steve Austin, British Bulldog, Owen Hart, The Sultan, Terry Funk, and more
Defying the odds, Nation of Domination member Crush and The Nation's arch-rival, Ahmed Johnson, drew numbers 1 and 2, respectively.
The two kicked things off with a wild brawl, which was only briefly interrupted by the arrival of Fake Razor Ramon at number 3. Ahmed quickly eliminated The Bad Guy, then eliminated himself by jumping over the top rope and chasing after Farooq, who had just appeared in the entrance.
Crush stood there shaking his head as though saying, 'lol, what a dickhead,' before Phineas I. Godwin came down to kick things off again.
Steve Austin entered at number five, and it was here that things started to get interesting. Phineas eliminated Crush, Austin eliminated Phineas, and then it was time for Bart Gunn to come in, get his ass kicked, and get thrown out again.
Jake 'The Snake' Roberts suffered the same fate, and it wasn't until the arrival of The British Bulldog that we started to get your typical rumble match.
Other highlights from the 1997 Royal Rumble included:
Owen Hart 'accidentally' eliminated The British Bulldog
Mill Mascaras stupidly eliminated himself by diving off the top rope onto the outside to attack Pierroth and Cybernetico
Ahmed Johnson chased off Farooq with a 2x4 that was so big it would make Hacksaw Jim Duggan jealous.
After a while, Austin found himself once again the only man in the ring and quickly disposed of Savio Vega and Jesse James (Road Dogg) before coming face-to-face with Bret Hart.
It was only then that the Rumble match began to pick up steam, with the likes of Vader, The Undertaker, Mankind, Rocky Maivia, Terry Funk, and Fake Diesel also getting involved.
Towards the finish, Funk and Mankind had both been eliminated and brawled outside. This distracted the referees' attention so that they didn't see Bret eliminate Austin.
Stone Cold was then able to slip back in, eliminate everyone who was left, and win one of the most boring and uneventful Royal Rumble matches in history. Your Winner: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Afterwards, Bret Hart was so irate that he yelled at the referees and Vince McMahon, much as The Undertaker had done earlier.
Crunch Time
Prior to our main event, we were shown an awesome video package which showed us how Sid had beaten Shawn Michaels for the WWF title at Survivor Series 1996, and all the events that had led up to tonight's rematch.
That took us to a promo recorded on WWF Superstars from earlier that day in which HBK said that he had the flu, but that when it came to the crunch, he would be ready to beat Sid and get his title back.
World Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship WWF World Heavyweight Champion Sid vs. Shawn Michaels (w/ Jose Lothario)
There's no fancy or elaborate way to explain say it - this match sucked.
The majority of the contest was simply big Sid wearing down the challenger before HBK made an exciting comeback towards the finish and captured his second WWF Championship for what would prove to be a very short-lived run indeed.
So yeah, not the greatest main event in the world, and certainly not the greatest start to 1997, but don't worry folks, things would eventually get much better. Your Winner and NEW WWF Champion: Shawn Michaels Afterwards, the new champion celebrated his title victory with what seemed like the entire city of San Antonio, basking in the adoration of his hometown crowd until the show went off the air.
Overall then, that was a disappointing start to a brand new year of World Wrestling Federation Per Per Views. Many have lauded 1997 as a great year for pro wrestling, but what a lot of those fans seem to forget, is that all the really good stuff didn't come until at least the summer. At the Royal Rumble, all we got was a bunch of dull, disappointing, and completely underwhelming matches. Thank goodness that the year was going to get a hell of a lot better.
June 21st, 2009 Detroit, Michigan The good thing about TNA Wrestling’s seventh annual Slammiversary pay per view being shown three days later on Bravo TV is that, before making the commitment to watch it, your reporter got the chance to ask other people whether they thought it was actually worth watching. (NOTE: This is a review I originally wrote live at the time Slammiversary 7 took place back in 2009. I recently discovered a bunch of my old TNA reviews and wanted to add them to RPW, so here we are.)
The bad thing about TNA Wrestling’s seventh annual Slammiversary being shown on Bravo TV at all is that, when those you ask tell you that it's a very good show, you're then committed to staying up past 1AM just to finish watching it and pull together a few comments.
And so it is that with weary eyes and a big jug of coffee, your favourite pro wrestling reviewer sits down to review all the action.
Here’s what went down:
King of the Mountain X-Division Title Match: Chris Sabin vs. Alex Shelley vs. Consequences Creed vs. Jay Lethal vs. Suicide (champion)
I’ve got to admit, the King of the Mountain match always confuses me a little, but for those even more confused than I am, here’s the gist:
King of the Mountain kind of works like a multi-man, reverse-ladder match in that rather than climbing up the ladder to try and retrieve the title and bring it back down, competitors take the title up the ladder and win the match by hanging it up. But there’s a further twist, in that in order to be ‘eligible’ to hang the title, you first have to gain a pinfall or submission, and whoever you pin or make submit has to spend time in a penalty box.
That any clearer? No, thought not. Don’t worry about the rules though, just sit down and watch this one in all it’s lightning quick, high flying glory. You want insane spots? You want Chris Sabin taking an epic leap off the penalty box into the middle of the aisle and nearly killing everybody?
You want action, excitement, a bit of drama and even a spot of comedy (Motor City Machine Guns and Lethal Consequences indulging in a group hug of sorts in the middle of the ring is damn funny!)? Well, you got all that, and a lot more.
Man, this is a fun match, but ultimately it has to come to an end and does so when Suicide hangs the belt to retain his title. Your Winner: Suicide
In the back, Shane Douglas talks up his match against ‘Don’t Call me Christopher’ Daniels.
Daniels vs. Shane Douglas
The stipulation for this one is that if Douglas wins, he gets Daniels’ spot on the TNA roster. Or something.
Anyway, this is the one match on the card that really could be terrible but actually isn’t too bad. It’s a well-paced, old school affair and though it won’t be winning any match of the year (it won’t even come close to being the match of the night), it’s decent all the same.
Daniels picks up the win with Best Moonsault Ever. Your Winner: Daniels
In the back, Jeremy Borash tells TNA World Champion, Mick Foley, that he doesn’t like his odds in the second King of the Mountain match tonight. Foley replies by singing ‘He’s Got the Whole World in his Hands’ (update in 2017 - I wonder if Bray Wyatt was watching), but replacing ‘Whole World’ with ‘World Title’.
Ahem. Yes. Anyway.
TNA Knockouts Championship Match: Tara vs. Angelina Love (champion)
For those of you new to TNA, you might recognise Tara.
Remember Victoria? ‘Retired’ from WWE?
Yeah, well now she’s in TNA looking fit and healthy and kicking bum. Your Knockouts Champion, Angelina Love, comes to the ring with Velvet Sky and that other woman in tow, and when your reporter stops drooling over the stunning women, it's on.
This is another decent match, not the best either woman has had separately, but still pretty decent and almost immediately it's clear to tell that Tara is much better suited to TNA’s women’s division.
Why? Because these girls actually wrestle, and wrestle well.
I’d hazard a guess that Tara will eventually win the title, but tonight’s not her night as Madison Rayne blinds the former Diva with some hairspray, allowing Angelina to pick up the win. Your Winner and Still TNA Knockouts Champion: Angelina Love
In the back, Stevie Richards (or rather, Dr. Stevie), Raven, and Daffney are backstage with Lauren.
Raven does his best to creep out Lauren whilst Richards puts over the Monsters Ball match. Lauren runs off and the three weirdos have a group hug. It’s very weird, but then, that’s what they’re going for.
Inter-Gender Monsters’ Ball Match: Raven and Daffney vs. Abyss and Taylor Wilde.
Monsters Ball = Generic Hardcore Match.
And by God what a sick hardcore match this one is!
At times it’s a bit slow and stodgy, especially when Abyss and Raven take centre stage, but whilst both do manage to get some decent spots in, it’s the girls who really impress here.
Taylor is fearless, Daffney is a freaking lunatic, and between them, they steal this one.
A trip through the crowd by both boys and girls is especially fun, particularly when Taylor launches herself off the top of the set and crashes down on her rival. As is Daffney getting hurled out of the ring and squashing Raven and Richards.
But that’s not the best bit.
The best bit comes at the end, when, with the obligatory thumb-tacks spread all over the ring, Taylor Wilde spinebusters Daffney into the tacks with a sickening thud.
Now, there are some people who’ve criticised TNA for allowing a girl to be involved in such violence, but hey, Daffney’s a grown women, and all kudos to her for taking such a sick bump.
Oh, and as for the end? Raven goes for an Even Flow DDT, Abyss counters with a Black Hole Slam into the tacks, and this one is over. Your Winners: Abyss and Taylor Wilde.
Holy moly, that was intense. Let’s calm things down a bit shall we?
Matt Morgan vs. Sting
If you didn’t know, every match in TNA has to have some sort of stipulation. For this one, if Matt Morgan wins, he’s in the Main Event Mafia.
After Morgan, Sting makes his way to the ring. He’s tremendously popular tonight, but that doesn’t stop him having a really boring match with Morgan.
It lasts all of ten minutes, if that, and apart from Sting hitting a missile dropkick, nothing even remotely interesting happens.
The Stinger hits the Scorpion Death Drop, and we’re done. Your Winner: Sting
After teasing all night that Team 3D may not show up (they were in Japan defending their IWGP tag titles just last night), it turns out Ray and Devon are here after all, and they’re set to defend their TNA belts against your writer’s favourite tag team following the demise of Miz & Morrison; Beer Money Incorporated.
TNA World Tag Team Title Match: Beer Money Incorporated vs. Team 3D (champions)
There’s a reason why Robert Roode and James Storm are my favourite tag team; they consistently put on good matches, even against a team like ‘3D, who despite being legends in their own right, are starting to slow down.
The match kicks off and as Don West and Mike Tenay spend the first couple of minutes arguing amongst themselves, they miss out on some really good opening action, including a sweet head scissors from Storm on Devon.
Things progress, and this really does feel like a ‘big time’ pay per view tag team title match. You can fault TNA for many things, but when it comes to running a tag team division, the company are a million miles better than World Wrestling Entertainment.
Part way through, The British Invasion come down to join West and Tenay (who sounds like such a whiny little girl these days) and are brilliant on commentary as Team 3D and Beer Money remain brilliant in the ring.
Not surprisingly, Magnus, Terry and Williams get involved in the finish of this one, causing the distraction to Devon, who gets rocked with the DWI and loses the match. Your Winner and New Tag Team Champions: Beer Money Incorporated.
It should be noted that earlier on in the show (I think it was just before the tag bout, but I’m growing tired now), there’s an interview backstage with AJ Styles and Samoa Joe.
After AJ’s done with his piece, Samoa Joe addresses Kurt Angle and says something along the lines of: “Kurt, I have taken out the rest of the Main Event Mafia, tonight, it’s about you, tonight, we become the most powerful force in pro wrestling.”
Now, when he says “we” is he talking about himself and the man standing next to him, AJ Styles, or is he talking about himself and Kurt Angle?
Hmm, let’s find out shall we?
King of the Mountain World Heavyweight Championship Match: Aj Styles vs. Samoa Joe vs. Jeff Jarrett vs. Kurt Angle vs. Mick Foley
Leading into this match, everything in the world said it should fail.
Yes, Angle, Styles and even Jeff Jarrett can put on some good stuff, but nowhere near to the level of the X-Division guys in the opener.
Samoa Joe is what he is at this point, which is not bad but barely motivated, but Mick Foley?
Huge fan of the guy but he’s far too broken down to be taken seriously as a world champion and competitor at this stage of his game.
Still, this one actually transpired into a very good match complete with some wicked spots from Foley himself, who surprises the hell out of just about everybody by digging down deep and pulling out some Hell in the Cell ’98 style action.
But that’s not the biggest surprise, folks. Oh no, that comes at the end, when Samoa Joe reveals that the ‘we’ he referred to earlier really was Joe and Angle. The Nation of Violence resident climbs the ladder, hands Kurt Freakin’ Angle the title, and the match is over! Your Winner and New TNA World Heavyweight Champion: Kurt Angle
Well, it seems that popular opinion was right, this was a very good show. The X-Division opener stole it from the get-go, the tag title match really had a ‘big time’ feel to it, and the main event surpassed any and all expectations. Add in Daffney’s insane bump on the tacks and a fair effort in the girls’ title match, and you’ve got a solid card. Sting/Morgan was easily the worst match of the night, followed by Daniels/Douglas, but TNA Slammiversary 2009 was a good show and one that you should certainly check out if you get the chance.
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As regular readers of Retro Pro Wrestling will know, we've just finished covering every WWF and WCW pay per view that took place in 1996.
It's been a fun time.
We got to relive the formation of one of the most successful gimmicks of all time in the New World Order. We got to watch Shawn Michaels' first WWF championship run, a run which -though it may have bombed at the box office- certainly delivered plenty of quality main events throughout the year.
We also got to witness the very first examples of the World Wrestling Federation experimenting with the kind of programming that would form the nucleus of the much-missed Attitude Era.
Whilst the general consensus is that the Attitude Era as we know it today began in the latter half of 1997, 1996 saw many moments that would have fit right in with the edgier, more adult-orientated programming that the World Wrestling Federation would begin peddling in the wake of the infamous Montreal Screwjob.
Don't believe me?
Just check out this list of five times that the WWF experimented with the Attitude Era a whole year before it started.
1: Shawn Michaels vs. Diesel - Good Friends, Better Enemies
Even though he was gone for most of it, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels probably deserves more credit than he gets for developing the foundations of the Attitude Era in it's formative years.
It wasn't just his -ahem- attitude throughout 1997, nor the foundation of D-Generation-X that earned HBK his PG14 badge, but also some of the high profile matches he had back in 1996.
It started with this one - a no disqualification championship match against former buddy Kevin 'Diesel' Nash at In Your House 7.
Sure, this match - Shawn's first as WWF Champion - may have been tame compared to the kind of all-out violent chaos we would get in the thick of the Attitude Era, but for early 1996, it was groundbreaking.
The two smashed through tables, used Mad Dog Vachon's prosthetic leg as a weapon, and introduced fans to the kind of no holds barred style that would be a staple of the Attitude Era's in-ring product.
Though tame by comparison to the kind of promos we'd get once the Attitude Era kicked off proper, the monologue that Steve Austin delivered following his 1996 King of the Ring victory was groundbreaking in its ferocity and close-to-the-bone style.
For newer fans, imagine CM Punk's 'Pipe Bomb' delivered back at a time when even the word 'ass' was too much to be broadcast on WWF TV.
It would take at least another year for Austin to go from popular mid-carder with a cool gimmick to all out superstar, and another year after that before he would become the trash-talking phenomenon we know so well today, but credit where it's due - Stone Cold was one of the first to drop an Attitude Era style promo in the World Wrestling Federation.
The whole of Foley vs. Taker throughout 1996 could be considered a precursor to the Attitude Era - they had wild, violent matches that really raised the game for everyone, but it was the Boiler Room Brawl back at Summerslam 1996 that was really the standout moment.
The only other time this writer remembers the action spilling backstage was the time Macho Man Randy Savage faced Crush in a Falls Count Anywhere match at Wrestlemania 10, but even that didn't come close to matching what we saw in the Boiler Room brawl - this one really set the tone for the kind of backstage brawls and hardcore matches that were a staple of the WWF's adult-focused product.
Remember earlier when I said that some of Shawn Michaels' 1996 title defenses helped introduce the in-ring style that would become famous in the Attitude Era? Look no further than his landmark outing with Mankind for the perfect example of just that.
But it wasn't just the match itself that made Mind Games such a perfect example of the WWF experimenting with the Attitude Era before it started.
Early in the show, we had an appearance from ECW mainstays Tommy Dreamer, The Sandman, and Paul Heyman. Then there was the moment Steve Austin, Brian Pillman, and Owen Hart all got together in the ring to rag on Owen's brother Bret, in which the language went above the usual family-friendly fare that was used at this time.
In fact, I don't think I can sum this one up any better than I did in my original review, where I wrote:
it has to be said that this one was memorable not for the matches, but for the shift in tone that was a little less subtle than the companies previous steps towards an edgier product.From the ECW invasion at the start of the show to the dramatic and violent main event, via Stone Cold Steve Austin's 'off-colour' comments and the occasional use of suggestive language, this was a milestone in the World Wrestling Federation's gradual transformation into the Attitude Era.
5: JR's Heel Turn
The heel turn itself sucked, but it did give us much more than the ill-fated Fake Diesel and Razor Ramon thingt also gave us a turning point in how Vince McMahon was perceived on TV.
Up until that point, Vinny Mac had been just an over-enthusiastic broadcaster famous for shouting "One, Two, he got him! No he didn't" and of course "What a maneuver!" but JR was the first person to go out on television and out McMahon as the owner of the World Wrestling Federation.
From there, everyone from Bret Hart and Stone Cold Steve Austin to The Undertaker would be seen on TV, confronting McMahon as the owner of the company whenever things didn't quite go their way.
That's all I've got, but I'm sure there are plenty more examples out there. If you can think of any, drop me a line and let me know. You can reach me either here via Retro Wrestling, on the new RPW Facebook page, or on Twitter @RetroPWrestling.
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